Ready to drop is a term used for pregnant women who are extremely close to the completion of pregnancy and are nearly ready to ‘drop’ their baby. Not surprisingly, there is a massive market out there for fetish porn that involves extremely pregnant women who are in their third trimester.
Known as “Preggers” or “pregos,” pornographic material involving pregnant women is quite common all across the world. In these videos, soon-to-be Mom’s flaunt their mini-van bellies in front of the camera, give hungry blowjobs and rapid-fire hand jobs in Lamaze classes, and even go so far as to have lesbian 69er scenes with their midwives and female birthing coaches. It may seem disgusting to many people out there, but surprisingly these baby-factory Nymphomaniacs can make extremely good money; enough to pay for little Junior’s college tuition and lifelong therapy sessions after discovering his Mom blowing a Doctor on the internet while he was kicking the insides of her ribcage.
Pregnant women who are ready to drop are also extremely popular among the Urophilia enthusiasts, those who enjoy a hot steamy downpour of urine during sexual intercourse. After all, what better golden shower could there be than to have a woman’s water break while she’s straddling your face with her vagina? It’s even a healthier option, since Urine is full of ammonia, while the placenta is full of protein, iron, and other nutrients. Of course, just because you get the gushing baby-tide, doesn’t mean you’ll end up seeing the baby vessel. Chances are, she’ll get that ripped out of her at the hospital where her doctor can secretly steal it, grind it up in a blender at home, and spread it over his rose garden as fertilizer (I shit you not, a doctor in Southern Ontario did this, and he had the best roses in town).
Women who are ready to drop are also used as sub-ins during squirter porn. On rare occasions, a woman who is known to ejaculate like a fire hose might get a little camera shy and be unable to drench the sound guy when she has an orgasm. When this happens, there is a great deal of editing on the part of the producer. He simply hires a pregnant woman who is about to give birth, and pays for all her medical bills if she is willing to lie down in front of a camera with her legs spread until her water finally breaks. This might take a few days, but once she finally births her calf, all the producer has to do is edit the downpour shot into the squirter porn and block out her face with a couple of hairy cocks. Didn’t you ever wonder how so much liquid comes out of those tiny little Korean girls who are notorious squirters? Chances are, that’s actually the sopping wet vagina of an overdue future MILF.
1. I once went on a blind date with a woman who was ready to drop. It took a lot of online streaming back at her place, but I finally got horny enough to fuck her.
2. Steve absolutely LOVES going down on women who are ready to drop. I think it’s the element of surprise that turns him on the most. He’s a real thrill seeker.
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