Randy means strong sexual desire/arousal and indiscriminate sexual behavior. It is also the name of an ex-girlfriend of mine that rarely exhibited strong sexual desire and indiscriminate sexual desire. Ironic. Her grandfather was really, really, really rich, though. So, I thought I could stick it out in a passionless relationship and hit the jackpot when he died and she inherited her share.
Oh, I had my infidelities to tide me over. I thought that if I secretly fucked enough random, randy sluts from the clubs, it would be cool if I was in a relatively sexless relationship. Turns out, it wasn’t cool. Laying next to her and getting shut down every night made me crazy. So, I had to let her go. Last I heard, Randy was in the South Pacific, probably making some poor guy down there suffer with some Samoan blue balls.
Plus, her grandfather is still alive. So had I’d stayed with her, I’d still be miserable and not rich. I made the right decision.
It’s so awesome when women are randy. Most women know that sexual power is one of the only powers they have in the world today, so they repress their randiness. They use sex as a tool to get what they want from men and life. But sometimes, just sometimes, they forget about their power, and let the randiness loose.
Those are the good times, for a very lucky few.
You see them at the club sometimes. They’ve just broken up with their long-term boyfriend, and are looking for a no-strings-attached one-night stand. Just looking for someone to get their rocks off with, so they can begin forgetting about their ex. They’re getting a little drunk so they can really let loose and have no inhibitions with a new, random guy.
I’ve been that guy a few times in my life, and it is magical. They’re so happy to be sexual with a new and exciting partner that wants them. Odds are, by the end of their long-term relationship, the sex had gotten boring and stale. These are the women you take home and fuck all night long. Not just once or twice. All night long. Then, again in the morning. You’re never going to see her again, so show her a good time. Help her forget ol’ what’s his name. Deliver some passion, and show her your best moves. She won’t call you, but she’ll never forget you.
There once was a young man named Andy,
Who everyone knew was so randy.
He’d ask out an ug-o,
And be her butt plug-o.
That was his modus operandi.
1. Candy was the best stripper at the club. To be extra sexy, she’d usually take some ecstasy before her shift. By the first lap dance, she was randy as hell.
2. Larry’s big-breasted grade eight teacher made him randy. He had an erection for almost 78% of the school year. The lack of blood going to his brain (and to his penis instead) probably accounted for his plummeting grades.
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