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A Ragman’s Coat is a colloquial way of saying untidy and unkempt pubic hair. It is based on the appearance of a tatterdemalion.
What’s a tatterdemalion you may ask? And well you may, because I didn’t have any fucking idea what it was when I first read it too. It is a fancy way of saying a person in shabby and tattered clothing. So, their coat would be messy, and that’s where you get the phrase Ragman’s Coat. A long way to go, but there it is.
I’ve always preferred “Sascrotch” to refer to a big, crazy bush. But, to each his own. I encourage my girlfriend to grow her bush out when the weather gets cold. We call it her “winter bush”. It’s a nice change of pace. Plus, she has blonde hair down there, so I call it the “golden fleece”. Then, when spring comes around and swimsuit season is closing in, she shaves it down again, and it’s like a whole new pussy!
I highly recommend getting a long term girlfriend or wife to change their bush hairstyle at least three times a year. If you’re not going to get any new pussy, the least she can do is make it look like it’s a different one from time to time. That’s why I change up my pubic hair every four months. Here’s my schedule. Feel free to copy it:
Winter: Sascrotch
Spring: Mohawk
Summer: Baldy
Fall: Star
Fall is trickiest, because maintaining the star takes dedication and a steady hand with the hair clippers.
The main problem with the ragman’s coat on a woman is that during cunnilingus the giver is going to end up with a shit-ton of pubes in their teeth. Or at the back of their throat. It’s always a bummer when, in the middle of some real quality oral sex, the giver has to pause to pick out or hack up a pube that is bugging them. I always tell my ladyfriend that she can grow the hair on top of the pussy as long as she wants, but to clean it up around the vulva and clit. Those random pubes that get caught in my mouth really fuck up my rhythms.
I actually encourage my ladyfriend to grow their pubic hair above their clitoris as long as they want during the winter months for another reason. It’s fun to play with it while we’re watching TV together. I ask her to pull down her pants and underwear just below her hips. Then I reach over and run my fingers through her bush while we’re watching whatever crap they’re putting on TV these days. It’s fun!
1. Sarah went to the beach with her new bikini but hadn’t groomed her pubes first. She had really, really dark pubic hair which could be seen all around her bikini bottoms. Jack told her she was rocking a pretty solid Ragman’s Coat. She went home and cried for two days.
2. Loni Anderson is famous for her tits and Ragman’s Coat.
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