When someone gives a blowjob simply for a favour they will later receive from the blowjob recipient. Kind of like a Monica Lewinski situation. A quid pro blow, if you will.
This can happen in a variety of ways. It might involve a co-worker, or perhaps a boss. If you’re the blowjob giver, you may be on the lookout for a promotion opportunity, but perhaps your boss is really only into promoting you if you do this one little job for him. Maybe you aren’t that good at your job, or you’re a little on the scatterbrained side, or maybe you just would rather give head than do the paperwork that comes with your job. Maybe you’re just super good at giving blowjobs and you’d rather do that than do the actual job you were hired for. And maybe, because you ARE so damn good at giving blow jobs, your boss will set you up with a job that involves nothing BUT blowjobs (and the occasional ass pounding). This way you don’t really have to answer the phones or respond to work emails, you can pretty much just live under your boss’s desk all day.
When you’re quid pro blowing someone, it’s important to make sure that your end of the bargain is filled. It’s also crucial that you keep your blowjob skills and techniques up to date. Another chick or dude could easily fill your position that does crazy things with his/her tongue, or has a super long throat canal that a ten to fifteen inch dick can slide all the way down like a snake. You might want to invest in some blowjob classes from one of those adult dildo stores. They can teach you some mad skills that will make sure your recipient won’t lose interest in you and move on to someone else. This could potentially keep you in the quid pro quo-job business for as long as you like. It may even help you find the love of your life! This is what blowjobs do! They TOTALLY bring people together and form unions and communities and amazing connections and it’s all because cock is delicious and every chick needs to get some jizz down her throat.
1. I met my husband through a little quid pro quo-job. I was blowing his best friend who just happened to be my next-door-neighbor. It was so much easier to blow him and get him to mow my lawn and clean out my gutters than to do any of that shit myself. One day his friend stopped by to drop something off. It turned into one of those wild threesome blowjobs that always happens when two dudes and a chick are in the same room together. The next day my husband asked me out to dinner and we’ve been inseparable ever since! Sometimes his best friend comes over for a little something something when my husband is out of town. It works.
2. I just did my first quid pro quo-job and I can’t seem to get the cum out from between my teeth.
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