The Queen’s Christmas in gay terminology means Halloween. It is usually celebrated at a masked ball or orgy on or near October thirty-first. While Halloween itself is based on pagan harvest festivals, Queen’s Christmas is based on lots of ecstasy and ass sex.
I can respect that.
Halloween is one of my favorite holidays as well. I’m not gay, but I can totally understand why they’re into Halloween in a big way. Firs of all, you get to wear whatever you want, and it’s ok. In fact, the more outrageous the outfit the better. This sounds tailor-fit to your stereotypical outrageous gay guy. Nobody stares at you on Halloween any more or less than the other people, so you can wear your crotch-less underwear with pride.
Plus, all the other people at the masked ball or orgy are all dressed sexy too. That’s huge. Halloween is all about eye candy. That’s why I love going to a club and watching the girls dance on Halloween. They’re all slutted up in their sexy outfits and bouncing up and down to the rhythm of the music. You find one that looks slightly chubby and lonely, and take her back to her home to have lots of anonymous sex.
When she wakes up, you’re gone. All she remembers is that she was with the Big Lebowski last night. The perfect fuck and chuck.
And that’s what I assume gay guys like about Queen’s Christmas. You go to a masked ball and find a guy with abs and a huge dick. You flirt for a little while, and then head back to his place. A little gay sex here, and a little gay sex there, and soon enough it’s sunrise. You sneak out and all they can remember is that he was with the Big Lebowski last night. The perfect gay fuck and chuck.
The phrase Queen’s Christmas is based on the gay term “queen”. It’s not based on any actual queen, whose Christmas is actually going to be Christmas. A queen, in gay terms, is a flamboyant gay man with overly effeminate qualities. Think that black guy in “Revenge of the Nerds”. Before you get on your high horse and judge queens for their behavior and fashion, remember that the black queen from “Revenge of the Nerds” did the rap at the end during their talent show, and they won!
Talk about gay pride!
The one thing that neither gays nor straights like about Halloween is the trick-or-treaters. Oh sure, some people say they love to get up a million times to shell out free candy to the neighborhood snot noses, but they’re lying. What they really want is to drop the kids off at their grandparent’s for the night, and for the wife to get in her naughty nurse outfit to play some “doctor” until the sun comes up.
1. I live below a gay guy, and he had a loud party for Queen’s Christmas this year.
2. Someone will always dress up like Freddie Mercury at Queen’s Christmas.
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