A rarely successful and often attempted sex act. During said act, a male inserts his penis into a flatulent female partner’s anus, at which point the female attempts to fart whilst the male’s penis in still inserted. With nowhere else for the fart gas to go, it enters the male’s dick hole. At this point, the male removes his penis from the woman’s anus, and farts the woman’s own fart gas back out from his dick hole.
Queen Latifah is, of course, also known as the righteous black babe who sings, dances, acts, and raps and it basically one of the raddest chicks out there.
As for men farting through their dicks…well, I’ve never been privileged to witness such a precious and intimate moment, but when I do I’ll be sure to tell you all about it. I did, however, hear a story from a friend about an old ex-boyfriend of hers who could make orange juice shoot of his dick like jizz, but that’s a whole other story.
Most women are petrified to fart during sex but guys usually dig it. Like, not all guys, but certainly the ones who want to do a Queen Latifah are into it. Fart play should definitely have its place in the BDSM community. Or in someone’s ridiculous community, either way.
If you find your man really wanting this but you have a difficult time producing enough gas, you could always learn to imitate the noise through armpit farting or using your lips. You could bring in a few whoopee cushions and plant them all over the house so it seems like you’re farting every time you sit down. You could also plant stink bombs to go off whenever you enter the room. Another option is to hire a kid to come and fart in the house so it smells like someone’s been seriously gassing up the place. Then your boyfriend will be totally turned on and want to fuck you in your ass immediately.
1. The last time my boyfriend and I had sex he tried to give me a Queen Latifah but when I tried to fart I ended up shitting all over his cock.
2. I love Queen Latifah. She’s such a hot babe and she’s not afraid to strut her stuff and show off her body. When my boyfriend asked me if I wanted a Queen Latifah for my birthday I totally thought he meant the plastic Queen Latifah doll. I was so excited and jumped up and down, clapping my hands with glee. When he was fucking my ass later that night he begged me to fart while his cock was in my ass and I didn’t understand why, but I like pleasing him so I farted and it rippled along his cock and made him cum. It smelled like curry. When he pulled out his dick, some jizz trickled out and then a poof of thick air. It smelled just like my fart.
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