A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a woman’s most recent ovulation, or perhaps the hardened remains of a particularly impressive ejaculation. Most commonly produced by only the skankiest of women with the most questionable of hygienic habits. Sometimes used as a colourful insult. Some women are actually able to queef out a nugget on cue, in the same way one might ‘hulk a loogie’.
The queef is a powerful tool, which can be used to repel a dude or attract him, depending on how it’s used. Obviously if you project a nugget onto him he’s likely going to want out of there as quickly as possible. But if he pulls his dick out of you and you let out a few soft and adorable queefs, he’s just going to feel proud because that means he pounded your pussy good. Since a queef is the directly result of air getting trapped in your pussy, a dude has to give you a really intense fucking in order to make that happen. Just like female ejaculation, pussy queefs can be a serious turn on.
1. I was fucking this chick I picked up at this biker bar the other night. She was hot but in a gross way. Like, she had an awesome tight body, but it was a little too tight and a little overly tanned, so she ended up looking twice as old as she actually was, and kind of on the leathery side, like a purse. Anyway, I was fucking her pussy and she kept begging me to pound her harder and harder. She was screaming with pleasure and I didn’t want to disappoint so I banged her the way my brother told me that girl’s love. I had her on her hands and knees and fucked her stupid in that position for a while. Then I hoisted her legs up over my shoulders and just fucked her silly while she was on her back. I came super hard and it was totally awesome, but when I pulled out of her she came too and a fucking queef nugget made up of some other dude’s old stinky jizz came hurdling out of her and hit me in the eye. I had to go the hospital and now I have an eye infection and I have to wear a patch over my eye. Luckily that patch has gotten me laid, like twenty times in the last three months. I guess I should call up queefie and thank her.
2. This fucking queef nugget totally cut me off today so I followed her home to give her a piece of my mind. She ended up inviting me in for a drink and we fucked like crazy on her dinning room table! Yeah, that shit really happened! I got her number and I think I’m going to see her again. I guess I should find out her name so I can stop calling her queef nugget.
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