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A Prince Albert Piercing is a penile genital piercing. It’s one of the more common cock piercings; it extends along the underside of the glans from the urethral opening to where the glans meets the shaft of the penis. This piercing is said to increase sexual pleasure for men (and sometime women), but there are also those pesky risks involves. Like the piercing getting caught on clothing, a woman’s cervix or the back of someone’s throat. There’s potential for choking and chipped teeth during oral sex, and possible discomfort for women during intercourse. However, it is a piercing that is known to heal fast and most men (according to that trusted resource known as the internet) seem very happy with their decision to get one.
Of course you have to be abstinent for at least a week. Does that make it worth it? Some dudes think so.
This particular piercing has a special history. It was named after Prince Albert who was the husband of Queen Victoria. He apparently got the piercing done because there was a trend for men to wear ultra tight trousers and in order to avoid an unsightly bulge, a man needed to make sure his penis stayed to one side. A piercing allowed this to work. One could attached their pierced penis to a hook on the inside of the trousers (a “dressing ring’). Queen Victoria was super into Prince Albert’s piercing. He likely received some extra hot blowjobs because of it. Of course, when Prince Albert wanted to take a leak, he had to remember to detach his dick from the side of his trousers. If he just yanked it out he was in for a particularly painful surprise.
1. I decided to pierce my cock. Yeah, you heard me. I went right for the gusto and got the ol’ Prince Albert Piercing. Really, it’s been awesome. I’m way more of a super stud now. And when I wave that pierced rod a woman’s face, she can’t help herself, she just has to shove it down her throat. Of course, you gotta be careful. One chick got so enthusiastic with her blowjob that the piercing got stuck for a minute and we almost had to call a doctor. Luckily, so long as you can relax your vocal chords, it’ll let go. She sang Al Green’s Let’s Stay Together and that worked. I think we’re gonna go out again this weekend.
2. Michael woke up in a cold sweat. He reached down and grabbed his dick, limp and lifeless and tiny, almost as though it was trying to crawl back up inside of itself. And who could blame it? That dream was so life-like he practically felt the needle going into the head of his penis. He shuddered. Why did he go with Sam today when he got his piercing? The guy looked like a fucking moron and now Michael was having nightmares about being forced to get his own Prince Albert.
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