A porn star is someone who is famous for his or her role in porn videos and movies. Like Ron Jeremy or Linda Lovelace. The men tend to be famous for their dick size and thickness and how long they can fuck and how much jizz they have and how far they can shoot that jizz. Ron Jeremy is just about the least attractive man there is but he has a giant cock and can go for hours. Plus there’s something disturbingly hot about a semi-gross man fucking the shit out of a bunch of hot ladies. They women tend to be super hot (the famous porn stars, anyway), with huge fake tits and fake long hair and nice round asses. They tend to have flat tummies but nice round hips and asses and they can take a ton of cock in all orifices. They do lesbian scenes and are great at getting double penetrated. Some women get famous for being able to do extra cool shit like having multiple ejaculation squirting orgasms and basically showering the guy’s face. Or they can take a huge cock all the way down their throat for long periods of time. And they have to be able to take a good ass pounding. That’s just what people want in a lady porn star.
Being a porn star would be kind of fun. I’m guessing the money is probably pretty sweet and you probably get to do all kinds of extra special things, like fuck on a moving motorcycle and maybe move into more serious acting. There’s an awesome episode of Six Feet Under in the first season where a famous porn star dies in the bathtub. She sets up her curlers on the sink and plugs them in and gets into the bathtub. She smokes cigarettes in the bath and talks to her ugly squished-faced orange cat about the date she’s about to go on with this dude who ‘fucks like a jack-hammer’. Her cat jumps onto the sink and ends up knocking the set of curlers into the water and the porn star gets super electrocuted. It’s an awesome episode. Sandra Oh plays one of her co-workers and gets up to do the eulogy at the funeral and talks about how anxious she was right before she had to do her first double penetration.
After I watched ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’ I desperately wanted to make my own porno just to get some extra cash. I hate having to rely on ‘respectable’ jobs that pay shit.
1. When I grow up I want to be a porn star, just like mummy.
2. My favourite porn star is Ron Jeremy. I just have to make sure not to look at his face. He totally skives me out, but his dick is so hot I just want to wrap my mouth around it and suck as hard as I possibly can. I could make him jizz down my throat in under a minute.
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