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Sometimes abbreviated “Poly,” a lifestyle that involves being in multiple sexually intimate relationships with the consent of all parties involved.
Sometimes you might be tempted to think that people involved in the Poly lifestyle are just rationalizing their most selfish sexual desires with a lot of popular liberal mumbo jumbo, and when you are tempted to think this just remember that it’s only because you are totally envious of all the awesome sex they’re having. Don’t be a sore loser.
1. I don’t get it. When Marcus tells girls he’s into Polyamory, they just line-up in droves to fuck the guy, but when I tried to tell my girlfriend that I was into Polyamory, she just slapped my face and called me an asshole.
2. I dated this girl who said she was into Polyamory. I think what she was really telling me was, “I’m most likely going to cheat on you, and this is best way I sugarcoat it.”
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