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A pocket pal is a sex toy shaped like a vagina. It’s something to stick your dick into when you want to jerk off to something other than your hand. It’s mainly a sex toy for men, though if you really like eating pussy or sticking anything up into a pussy, this toy would work well for you. It’s kind of like a creepy pussy face. It’s box-like and you can hold it in your hand and shove your dick into it or shove it onto your dick, whichever you prefer. If you close your eyes you can pretend it’s a real woman’s cunt, but since there’s nothing attached to it, it becomes pretty obvious pretty quickly that you’re just that guy who shoves his dick in a box. Note to self: watch Dick in a Box with Justin Timberlake as soon as possible. Dicks wrapped up all nicely can make great Christmas presents. And Christmas is definitely coming.
This term is not to be confused with pocket pool, which is when a guy sticks his hands in his pockets and fondles his balls. Also not to be confused with Polly Pocket, the miniature doll who lives in a pocket-sized home that you can, well, keep in your pocket. That’s a kid’s toy. Though Polly’s home may be shaped like a vagina and it may be that pretty pink colour that’s been a colour designated for girls by those who get off on stereotyping girls and boys, it’s not the same as a pocket pal. Don’t confuse the two. It won’t bode well for your future criminal record.
A pocket pal can also be a term used for a guy who likes to slide his hands into his friend’s pockets and play with his friend’s junk. It’s more of a locker room thing, maybe after gym class, when the boys are getting dressed and calling each other fag and fudge packer and cock gobbler. It’s definitely popular among high school football and hockey players. One of the guy’s will be all, ‘hey faggot, what are you hiding down there?’, and then before the other guy can say ‘hands off’, he’ll reach his hand around and jam it down the guy’s pocket, grabbing whatever he can find. If you aren’t interested in having a dude grab your junk in the locker room, you might want to invest in a new age pocket protector. Or at least sew your pockets shut. Maybe wear a cup.
1. Mike saw the fake vag under his brother’s bed. What the fuck? He pulled it out, unsure of what it was at first. He stuck his fist into its squishy folds. It was sticky. Ewwww, he thought. He turned it over. Pocket Pal, the device was called. Mom, I found something gross under Judd’s bed!
2. The Pocket Pal and Polly Pocket really should have been marketed together. They could have been sold as a set. A little something for boys, a little something for girls. Everybody’s happy.
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