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Piss Play is a fetish in which the sight or idea of urination or urine is sexually exciting. Guys – the next time you’re pissing in the shower, instead of aiming at the drain, piss all over yourself. Get it all over your chest and arms and legs. Afterwards, determine whether or not you are sexually aroused. If you are, then you’re into piss play.
Even if you’re not aroused by that first test, you still may be into urolagnia (piss play). Maybe you’re more into pissing on other people. Invite your special someone into the shower with you. Tell them you want to try something really kinky with them. Then piss all over them. See if that turns you on. See if it turns them on. If it doesn’t work for either of you, get them to piss all over you. Sometimes having a woman piss all over you can really get erotic.
If neither of you like any of it – no sweat. You’re in the shower, so just wash it off and go have your vanilla sex for the millionth time. God you’re boring.
Some people into piss play actually drink the urine. It’s sterile, so long as the person pissing doesn’t have any health problems that would compromise the piss. In survival situations, you can also drink your piss, although most survival manuals advise against it because the salts in the urine will end up making you more dehydrated.
There are a lot of specific piss play activities that are lots of fun for people into urolagnia. The most popular is probably the golden shower. That’s when you just piss all over someone, giving them a shower of urine instead of water. It’s warm, it comes out of your genitals, and it makes someone submissive. I can see why that gets some kinky fuckers off. I’m going to piss all over my girlfriend to night. And she’ll take every drop.
Yeah.
There is the “golden teabag”, where you piss all over someone while ducking your balls into their mouth. You can choose to piss on their head or body. Or pivot if you’re flexible and douse both. There is the “golden trumpet” where a woman pisses in a man’s face while he is performing cunnilingus. Better wear your swim goggles for that one, guys.
For those of you out there with pregnant ladies, you can perform the “golden watermelon”. That’s when you piss all over her huge belly. If you can time it to when the baby is kicking, that is really hot.
If you and your woman are both into getting pissed on, you can do the “golden windmill”. That’s when you piss at a fan, and it blows the piss back onto you and her. Shared experiences bond people.
Lastly, there is “gold faithful”. That’s when you piss in a person’s ass when you’re balls deep during anal sex. Then you pull out, stand back, and watch as the geyser explodes. Gives a whole new meaning to Yellowstone Park.
1. Kate Middleton loves royal piss play.
2. Piss play means more laundry.
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