Penis is the word used for the external male reproductive organ, also known as a “cock,” “dick,” or even “member.” The penis varies in shape, size, colour, and according to our sluts at orgasm.com, even taste.
There have been a lot of disputes over the typical size or length of a male penis, and I want to make sure these are laid to rest. Penis size does matter, first of all. But more importantly, there is often nothing you can do about it any way. Penis size is usually determined by your ethnicity, and the measurements are as follows.
White male: 5.5 to 6.5 inches. Asian Male: 4.5. to 5.5 inches. Black male: 6.5 to 7.5 inches. Hispanic male: 5 to 6 inches.
Now, these are just facts, so deal with it. And of course, this is simply the average length of the penis according to race. There are always variations. Let’s face it, some guys are just lucky, and others aren’t, so it wouldn’t be completely unheard of to find out that Bruce Lee had a 12 inch cock, and Wayne Brady only has a 4 inch cock. According to most women, though, width is actually more important than length, so if you’ve got a fatty but a stubby, then don’t worry. If it’s skinny and short, you might want to consider getting really really good at eating pussy.
There are a lot of cultural traditions, beliefs, and customs that have existed throughout history that are related to a man’s cock. For example, there is a small coastal community in South Korea, where there is a huge park full of old, historic penis statues made of rock from ancestors long ago who believed the penis was sacred and erecting statues in its honour would increase fertility in the village.
In Ancient Rome, a smaller, uncircumcised penis was considered more desirable and sought after by women, while a large circumcised penis was perceived as a grotesque mutation. I know what you’re thinking, The Catholics got it ass backwards once again. Also, to quell your second thought, no, nobody thinks that way any more, so if you’re ‘small and snipped, you’d better get fit’, because you’re going to need all the help you can get to pick up a lady.
It is also important to note that even if you think you have a small penis compared to others, you might be wrong. Statistics show that most men who think they have been short changed in life, actually have an average sized dick. In fact, there is a mental disorder in South East Asia known as “Kobo” or “Shuk Yang” that in English means Penis Panic. This is the mental condition where a man is truly convinced that his penis is shrinking, and will eventually disappear. Fortunately, it’s not true, and as long as you keep your little soldier healthy with a proper diet of pornography and daily masturbatory exercise, then you should be perfectly fine.
1. It is reported that Kim Jong Il has worried his entire life that his penis is shrinking and will soon disappear, which explains a lot.
2. If you think you have a small penis, check out some micro penis porn. It will either make you feel way better, or a lot worse.
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