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Penetration is probably one of the most ambiguous sexual terms that exist, but it’s also the most popular. In simple terms, penetration just means the insertion of a phallus object into an orifice. There are a million things this could refer to, including vaginal, anal, or oral penetration by a penis, dildo, finger, carrot, piece of fruit, magic marker, pool cue, billiard ball, human fist, or the dangerous but alluring gerbil. Whatever the object and the orifice, the method and purpose are the same; to insert something for pleasure.
Not only does the object and orifice relationship vary according to the individual, but so does the relationship between the “giver” and the “receiver.” In gay sex, for example, the giver is usually known as the “pitcher” or the “plower,” and he is the one doing the penetration. His partner would be the one receiving the penetration, also known as the “catcher” or the “farm land” respectively. There are a lot of rumors over the giver and the receiver, and the slight tendency for one to be more “gay” than the other. We at orgasm.com would like to tell you that this rumor is absolutely true. The one receiving penetration is always more gay than the one giving. In fact, the person who penetrates might even be straight, and simply enjoys the feeling of a tight cock around his ass, and maybe his girlfriend isn’t into fudge packing. (For a more detailed description of anal penetration, see “pack the fudge.”)
Vaginal penetration, however boring it may seem, is probably the most common form. This could range from a man sticking his penis into a woman’s vagina, to a woman grinding the top bolt of a fire hydrant. Ever since the Roman period penetration has been popular, which is why Eunuch’s were considered the most trusted men of all. Any man who actually had a penis and balls would do anything to get some pussy or ass, even usurp the throne. Therefore, men without cocks and balls were considered the most trusted servant to anyone in power. Today, the only equivalent of a eunuch style relationship is the “hag fag,” only it is reversed for men. A fag hag is a woman who only associates with gay men, or has a gay male best friend. These women are usually hideously ugly and socially inept. Rather than run the risk of looking lonely and pathetic all day, they hang out with a gay man to look like they can still attract members of the opposite sex. Another reason for becoming a fag hag is that you are secretly a lesbian, but don’t want to come out. You have an overt fear of penile penetration, so you avoid all straight men by hanging out with a gay dude twenty-four hours a day.
Other common forms of penetration include various sex toys, households objects, and even anal beads, all of which can be inserted into the mouth, ass or vagina, by anyone who wishes to do so.
1. To avoid penetration, Lindsey gave Karl a hand job. She didn’t want him to know that she was actually a Lesbian.
2. Sarah is a total fudge fiend, she loves penetrating her boyfriend’s asshole with her tongue.
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