Peep Show should not be confused with that British sitcom where a nerdy office guy and a pathetic DJ try desperately to get laid. A real Peep show is a lot more fun to watch, and basically involves any act, party, or show where naked ladies are revealed to the viewing pleasure of adult males and horny teenagers.
Peep shows can exist in multiple forms, from paying 20 dollars to sit behind a glass wall in a cramped little booth while a stripper dances just for you, to a hole drilled into the wall of a girls change room as four pimple-faced high school students take turns pressing their eye against the hole and trying desperately to hide the erection popping out of their jogging pants.
Some of the best peep shows happen in college, and they’re absolutely free. In fact, they are often initiated by the college girls themselves, getting drunk in a dorm room or house party, slamming Sambuca shots until they finally decide it’s a good idea to take their tops off as they dance to their favourite MIA song. Usually, the guys cheer them on and pour them another drink as they sit back on the couch and enjoy the show (except for the boyfriend, of course. He’s usually slipped a roofie by one of the other guys so he’ll stop trying to force his girlfriend to put her clothes back on). If you’re lucky, or you happen to attend a particularly slutty University or College, that innocent little peep show will turn into one of the raunchiest, most perverse group fuck scenes ever recorded on film. And yes, someone from the Arts program always happens to have a camera handy.
Other Peep shows sometimes happen when you’re least expecting it. It’s not uncommon to be playing Frisbee at the local beach or swimming a few laps by yourself one late afternoon, when you suddenly peer down the shore and see a handful of gorgeous beach bunnies skinny dipping and rubbing lotion on each other’s backs. Actually, I think that’s a beer commercial I’m thinking of, but you get the idea. In reality, it happens a little more like this: You and a handful of guy friends go on a camping trip in a remote part of cottage country on a long weekend. After getting absolutely hammered around the campfire while you stuff your face full of 5 hotdogs each, you decide its time to go do something. So, you bring a few road beers, head out into the wilderness for a midnight hike, and accidentally stumble across a secluded pond. And if you’re lucky, you’ll hear a few splashes and giggles, the faint sound of bras and panties landing on the shore, and then you’ll crouch behind a tree and enjoy the show; it’s usually just a few drunk girls skinny dipping until they get freaked out or cold, but to you and your friend, that night seemed magical.
1. My Grandpa always goes on and on about how expensive things are these days. When he was a kid, he could get a milkshake, three moon pies, a penny whistle, and a half decent peep show for little more than five dollars.
2. I flunked out of college pretty early on because every time I tried to study I ended up sitting in front of a peep show and trying to convince the girls to do a Keg stand. That’s the only part of college I miss.
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