When someone says to you, “that looks like a couple of pancakes hanging on a nail”, what do you imagine? Two yellow-brown flat doughy cakes with a rusty nail protruding from the center, and as the pancake begins to succumb to gravity, it is stretched and pulled by the nail. Do you see where I’m going with this?
If you have an insanely flat chick who has somehow managed to score perky nipples, this would be dubbed pancakes hanging on a nail. It is almost the furthest thing from flattering. There is nothing appealing about these tits.
Her breasts may have been large at some point. Maybe she used to be a fat chick and lost a helluva lot of weight and did it way too fast. Her breast mass has gone but her skin has not. The glands left inside the bags are sagging and pulling on her skin. Put a nipple in there and you’re viewing a full-on pancake hanging on a nail. Not pretty. And I apologize for the grotesque description.
If you come across a girl with pancakes hanging on a nail, tell her to leave her top on while she’s on top or bottom. Either that or make sure the lights are out and you do not hold onto anything but her hips for support. If you’re in a long-term relationship with pancakes chick, you may wish to invest in some decent grade maple syrup to top those puppies off. Do this if you wish, but you might be better off finding some nicer jugs on the shelf.
1. When Kristin revealed herself in her new swimsuit, it was apparent that she had some pancakes hanging on a nail.
2. The chick from the bar must have been stuffing because when her top came off, she sure had a couple pancakes hanging on a nail!
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