To ‘strike out’ is definitely nothing new for most men, unless you’re a stud. Striking out refers to failing in an attempt to pick someone up. Women can technically strike out too, but they rarely do unless they’re extremely ugly.

There can be all kinds of reasons why a person will strike out. Perhaps the girl you’re hitting on is married. Or even more likely, she’s probably just a lesbian. After all, you’ve given her your absolute best material, you’ve been hitting the gym twice a week for months now, and you just bought that new Axe deodorant from the commercials, the one where women have orgasms on the subway cars when a man walks in wearing it. What else could you possibly do? Clearly, if this girl isn’t biting, then it’s something to do with her. Unless, of course, you’re just really ugly or really douchey, then you most likely just struck out.

Of course, men can also strike out in bed, and it too is an act of total humiliation. Striking out in bed is almost worse than striking out at the bar, because at least you didn’t even get a chance to show the woman you’re a total stud in bed. But, if you get the girl home, start having sex, and then strike out, well, then you’re a total bunter.

Striking out in bed refers to trying 3 times, unsuccessfully, to give the woman an orgasm. No matter how long you spend munching her out or giving her your best doggie style plowing, you fail to give her a reason to tell all your friends that you’re an animal in bed. Thus, striking out has a chain reaction. If you let this girl down, she’s going to tell all her friends and family just how lame you are in bed, which means you’re probably not getting laid for at least a few months unless you move to a new town or city.

Another way to strike out is to get married three times, and consequently get divorced three times. Of course, this sounds like a bad thing, but it’s really not. The general rule of thumb is that if a man gets married three times, and it fails each time, he can finally admit that he was meant to be a swinging bachelor for his entire life, roaming the bars every weekend getting hammered and picking up hot, single ladies and MILF’s. Now, some foolish men try for a fourth or fifth time at the whole marriage thing, but ultimately they continue getting divorced. So, just remember if you ever strike out three times at marriage, you’re about to start having the time of your life.

1. I hate when I strike out in front of my friends. We’ve got a continuous bet going that whoever strikes out more than three times in one night at the bar, has to give the other’s handjobs. I’m starting to have an idea as to why all of us keep striking out.

2. If you ever strike out in bed, immediately tell the girl you’re a coke head. Everyone knows that even the biggest stud out there can’t fuck with coke dick.

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