A padded bra is a bra that has padding in it to make a woman’s boobs look bigger than they actually are. In other words, it is fakery intended to dupe boob lovers. The weird thing about padded bras is that a lot of the bras with padding are in some of the larger sizes, like D and double D. You’d think that the padding there is a little redundant. Sometimes the padding is meant to shape the boobs in a particular way. Keep them looking all round and perfect. Sometimes I think our society is afraid of different shaped boobs.
According to the boob lovers I’ve met (and I’ll count myself in that bunch…I love me some titties), a true boob lover loves boobs of all shapes and sizes. Some have their preferences, of course. Some prefer big watermelons and cantaloupes and round balloons that they can grab and smush and squeeze and all the boob fat spills between their fingers and the sides of their hands and they can never quite get a full grab on because the boobs are just too gigantic. Others like the teeny tiny titties, the ones that fit perfectly in each hand, the ones that are almost undetected when the woman is on her back. But whether you’re in to big and floppy and beautiful or pointy and tiny and titillating, I have yet to meet a true boob lover who would reject any set of boobs.
The only boobs I’ve gotten to play with (besides my own) belong to this amazingly hot girlfriend I had in my early twenties. She was rad and cute and sexy and she had these gorgeous tits. They were smallish, but still big enough for me to grab and smush and kiss and lick. And I was kind of obsessed with them. They sort of spoiled me for any future boobs I get to play with, since they were, in my opinion, totally perfect. But, again, I’m a boob lover. I will take any boobs and make lemonade out of them, or however the old adage goes.
So it’s weird that some women want to pad their bras so their boobs look bigger, because really, men (and women) love all kinds of boobs. We like variety. We like natural. We like what’s on the original menu. There’s no need to dress them up and pretend they’re something they aren’t. What you have is what’s going to get us into bed with you (or in the backseat of your car, or the restaurant bathroom, or back alley, whatevs), and we don’t want to get into a situation where we feel duped. What you have is beautiful. Work it. Own it. Don’t degrade it by trying to shape it into something different. Be yourself. Join Up With People. Show off your boobs.
1. My padded bra turns my tits into Pamela Anderson boobs.
2. I’m burning my padded bra. I’m not going to feel ashamed of my tiny tits. They’re awesome.
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