Pack the fudge is a slang term for penetrating someone anally. The reference comes from the idea that the shit up some one’s ass is the figurative “fudge” and the dick is doing the “packing,” i.e. penetration. When referring to someone who performs anal sex, we label them as a “fudge packer.” Although this is a very common term used for anal sex, it is usually reserved for homosexual ass fucking. It is very rare that one would hear a guy exclaim, “Man, I totally packed Jessica’s fudge last night!” However, it would be commonplace to over hear someone say, “Sarah is totally in love with Gary, but it’s never going to happen. He’s a total fudge packer.”

For women, fudge packing can be very painful, but once a girl has had a cock up her ass a few times, it’s hard for her to go back. Another common fudge related sexual act that is popular among females is analingus, or ass licking. A man or woman who is really into giving rim jobs is known as a “fudge fiend,” because they crave assholes like fat kids crave candy. Out of all the fudge fucking that goes on in the world, ass licking is by far the most gender equal. Man, woman, child, lesbian, gay, or even animal, can enjoy a good ass licking from time to time. However, just as with any anal activity, it is extremely important to take the necessary precautions. First of all, whenever there is any form of penetration with a penis, finger, or object, lubrication is vital. If you just stuff your cock inside someone’s ass without lubing them up first, chances are you’ll come away with a little blood, and never be asked to pack someone’s fudge again. Similarly, if it’s a tongue licking you’re looking to get, make sure you properly clean you anus and pull out any ‘will-knots’ that might be caught in your pubic hair.

The term fudge packer first came into use during the Industrial Revolution, but at that time, it actually meant ‘person who packs fudge” in a legitimate candy factory. Fudge packing was considered a highly noble trade during WWI and WWII, often performed by elderly men who wanted to support the troops abroad by sending them free fudge, which was highly sought after because of the rationing implemented at home. In fact, many people believe that famous film stars like Boris Karloff, Humphrey Bogart, and even director John Ford, were all notorious fudge packers before they began their Hollywood careers. These men were bold, masculine, and extremely heterosexual, so it is a curious thing that the term fudge packer came into use as slang for gay butt fucking. If you asked anyone today, however, why that term means what it does, they would probably say, ‘it just sounds really really gay.’

1. If someone asks if they can pack your fudge, and you’re in a candy shop, then its ok. But if someone asks you that at a bar or in the office, he probably wants to fuck you.

2. When Steven and Gary aren’t packing each other’s fudge, you can find them strolling in the park, riding a tandem bicycle, or attending poetry readings at the local café.

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