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Ovaries are the reproductive glands in the female located within the pelvic cavity near the uterus, which produce the ovum or egg, which is fertilized by the male sperm during impregnation.
Most men will never know what it feels like for their cock to poke the ovary of a woman, but guys like me with a huge dick occasionally get all the way back there. Ladies love it. It takes a nimble cock, to be sure, but with practice it’s fairly easy to do.
Human females only produce a couple of eggs in their ovaries. Fish and/or amphibians can produce millions at one time. Millions! I guess fish baby daddies are glad there is no alimony in the sea.
Women I know sometimes like to use the phrase “Ovaries before Brovaries”. It means basically the same thing as “Bros before Hos”, except for women. It’s a clever rhyme, so my guess is that a guy thought it up first. Sexist!
For women with really busy schedules, they can freeze their ovaries for later. Just make sure it doesn’t get freezer burned. Otherwise you’re going to end up with some fucked up kids. They’ll probably be fucked up anyway, because what kid isn’t these days, but try to give them the advantage of coming from an in-tact ovary.
Women that are slaves to their hormones are sometimes said to be Ovary-acting. I have been involved with many women who were ovaryactors.
1. When Rita got karate kicked by Philis in the dojo, she felt her ovaries deflate.
2. Lisa had her ovaries replaced with cotton candy. Bitch be crazy.
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