Oral Without Condom is a BBBJ, or Bareback Blowjob. It is the shit.
The term “bareback” comes from equestrian origins, and refers to riding a horse without a saddle. I’m sure ladies love that they’re the horse in that analogy. They do get ridden during sex, so I can see the connection. Plus, I’ve ridden some gorgeous Black Beauties in my time. Brown sugar, why do you taste so good?
I’ve said it before, but condoms really do suck. It’s like eating with a baggie on your tongue. You don’t starve, but you don’t TASTE. I understand of course, that in today’s day and age of fatal STIs, they’re necessary. I can’t wait for the day they cure AIDS. That’s the day I get my vasectomy. Not having to worry about impregnating the woman, or getting AIDS would free up a lot of hot bareback fucking for me. Big fan.
Oral without condom is a service that some prostitutes offer to distinguish themselves from other escorts. It is also usually included in the GFE (Girlfriend Experience), in which a whore acts like she is your girlfriend. I don’t know what girlfriends they’re referring to, but all my girlfriends make me wear a condom when we’re having sex. My brain agrees with them because I don’t want to be a baby daddy or get herpes, but my cock vehemently disagrees. He’s a little short-sighted though. In his defense, he only has the one good eye.
Obviously, oral without a condom has some advantages over oral with a condom. First and foremost, is swallowing. There is literally nothing hotter than feeling your hot cum squirt into a woman’s mouth, and feeling her swallow it down. Her mouth contracts and her tongue moves, all while you’re orgasming. Good times. One of the advantages of the long-term monogamous relationship is the oral without condoms. The disadvantages are too numerous to list here.
Plus, condoms are fucking expensive! Especially if you get the new-fangled ones with heating lube and spermicidal doodads and whatnots. You’ll drop twenty bucks on a box of twelve jimmies these days. Don’t get me wrong, they’re worth every penny if they keep you footloose and fancy-free, but twenty bucks is pretty steep. That’s why I swing by the free clinic once a month and fill up on freebies. They aren’t fancy, but they are gratis. Sometimes they force me to sit down with a counselor and talk about safe sex before they let me have the domes. If she’s hot, I usually pop a semi when she asks me about my sexual activities. If she has a clipboard and glasses, I get a full-on throbber.
Ladies, practice your deepthroating. That is all I have to say about that.
1. Harry hired a super hot prostitute while he was on his business trip in Vegas. He paid extra for the oral without condom, but the whore’s tongue work and deepthroating was worth every penny. He ended up hiring her for the GFE during his whole trip. Best $5,400 he ever spent.
2. Ken got some oral without condom from Barbie. Unfortunately, Ken has no genitals.
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