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When a woman is “on the rag”, that means she has her period. She’s also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc. The term ‘on the rag’ is kind of nasty but people use it to portray the ickiness that women feel about being on their periods. There’s really nothing about bleeding from your vagina for five to seven days that’s at all enjoyable. And if you’re a woman who doesn’t like tampons it’s even more annoying. The great thing about tampons is that they hold everything in, they plug everything up so you don’t have to deal with much blood except when you’re pulling the tampon out and putting another one in. So long as you remember to change your tampon regularly enough you should be all good. But if you’re only using pads it’s a much stickier situation. And if you’re using re-usable pads, you have to deal with washing those blood-soaked pieces of cloth and feeling them all bulky against your lady parts.
People often use the term ‘on the rag’ in a disparaging way to insult women. Like if a woman is in a bad mood then someone might say she’s ‘on the rag’. And she probably is. When you think about it, pretty much all of a chick’s mood can be based on her hormone levels and whether or not she’s on her period. It’s a pretty safe bet that if she’s being a bitch, she’s probably bleeding out of her twat.
The best part about a chick being on her rag is that she’ll most likely be horny as fuck. Take advantage of that. Maybe blood skives you out, but you should consider just turning the lights off, laying a towel down on the bed and plowing into her in the dark. It’ll be nice and slippery down there and you can just pretend the warm gooiness is lube and not blood or baby tissue. She’ll probably do all kinds of things to do you that she wouldn’t normally do because she’s extra randy. She will definitely need sex so you might as well just go along for the ride. Even if she wants to do really freaky things, just close your eyes and think of England if it gets to be too much. She’ll reward you with a nice tea-bagging for sure. You can guilt her into it.
1. How come I plead ‘on the rag’ instead of insanity when I testify in my murder trial?
2. The last time I had my period I told my mother she was a witch and I covered her face with green paint while she was sleeping. It was warranted. She forgot to buy me chocolate when she went grocery shopping. Now she wants me to go see a psychiatrist. Just because I’m on the rag doesn’t mean I need to get my head shrinked.
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