The person that is On Deck is the individual that is confirmed as someone’s next lover. It’s based on the baseball term “on deck”, which refers to the person who will be batting next. For example, while Brad Pitt was filming “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” with Angelina Jolie, he was married to Jennifer Aniston. He fell in love with Angelina during the filming. So, while he was divorcing Jennifer Aniston’s ass, Angelina was “on deck” – waiting for her turn at bat.
Most people have someone waiting “on deck” when they’re ending a relationship with their lover. Especially women. The bad guy from “Mission Impossible 2” summed it up best when he said, “You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are – won’t let go of one branch until they’ve got hold of the next.” He’s saying that a woman will stay with a man until she knows there’s another swinging dick ready to buy her things and stuff her pussy when they break up.
Don’t deny it, ladies. You know it’s true.
Not that men are any better. I always have a young, new piece of ass waiting for me when I dump a girlfriend. Usually I’ve been fucking the woman that is “on deck” for some time before the break-up, just to make sure we’re sexually compatible when I do switch over to her. There have been times when I’ve broken up with a woman without another woman “on deck”, but that’s usually because she’s suddenly got all psycho or pregnant or some shit.
In porn, the “on deck circle” is the place where the guy next in line in a gangbang warms himself up. As soon as the guy fucking the woman is done, the guy in the “on deck circle” should be ready to fuck with a fully-erect penis. Because most “world’s biggest” gangbangs are all based on time, the next guy has no time to get hard once he’s standing in between her legs. When you ask a woman how many men she’s slept with, and she says 600, do you still want to date her?
Speaking of baseball sex terms, I guess that the “relief pitcher” is a gay guy that comes in and takes over fucking some guy’s asshole when the first pitcher gets too tired. Ha!
When you’re choosing someone to be “on deck”, you always want a younger, hotter, richer lover than the one you’re currently with. It’s no good if your “on deck” choice is worse than your current partner. Also, don’t be afraid of variety. If your current lover has small tits, make sure your “on deck” choice has big ‘uns. If your current lover has brown hair, make sure your “on deck” choice has blonde, or red hair.
Variety is the spice of life, along with oregano.
1. When Jesse James was divorcing Sandra Bullock (42), his hot On Deck choice was large-breasted and kinky Kat Von D (29). Well done, sir.
2. Call me if you want to be On Deck when I dump your twin sister.
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