The oldest profession refers to the beautiful and artful vocation known as prostitution. That means sex for money. Even though it is the oldest profession, there still isn’t much of an organized union for prostitutes. They could use a union if you ask me, because without a solid medical plan or dental plan, how are they supposed to keep healthy and have a winning smile to lure new clients to their business?
A lot of people just think about women when they picture a prostitute, but this is inaccurate. There are plenty of male prostitutes in the world too. Not nearly as many as women, but still. They are an important part of the oldest profession, especially if you need some serious dick meat pounding your asshole on a lonely night. Most male prostitutes provide gay sex, since women generally can get free dick whenever they want.
However, sometimes a bored housewife can hire a male whore while her husband is away on a business trip (probably fucking a gorgeous female whore himself). She can get herself a big black male whore with a monster cock and rippling muscles, to fulfill a fantasy and be with someone other than her husband (who is a flabby, pencil-dicked premature ejaculator with two positions max). The black guy can really fill up her pussy and asshole with some sizable meat, pounding her into orgasmic bliss in all the positions her husband hasn’t even heard of. Good times for wifey.
Some young women become part of the oldest profession to pay for their college or university. As you can imagine, an eighteen or nineteen year old whore is a much sought-after commodity in the prostitution community. Primarily because she’s still got that young, tight body and light in her eyes. She hasn’t been destroyed by a million dicks or the harsh realities of the world yet. That’s attractive to most men.
There is something called the “second oldest profession” too. It’s called pimping. Makes sense. As soon as there was a woman that was willing to give her snatch away for money, there was a guy out there taking his cut. He provided protection and advertising to help her get new customers. Eventually the pimp would become the reason the velour hat industry saw such salad days over the past fifty years. Good look for pimpy.
If you decide to be or hire a prostitute, make sure you use condoms and dental dams. Because they take so much strange cock, it’s reasonable to assume that the risk of a sexually transmitted disease is higher with them. By “strange” cock, I don’t mean oddly shaped. I mean anonymous dick. I’m sure they do encounter more than their fair share of oddly shaped penises in their travels, but that’s another story.
A story with a happy ending, if you pay for it.
1. Morris likes the youngest legal employees of the oldest profession.
2. The oldest profession was the subject of the movie “Pretty Woman”.
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