Novercamania is the sexual attraction to your step-mother. Also known in some Ethiopian delicatessens as a step-MILF.
Contrary to all the fairy tales you’ve read, not all step-mothers are murderous bitches. Sure, Cinderella got fucked over by her adopted family, but she ended up all right at the end. Some step-mothers out there are bound to be hotties. Some of them have gorgeous faces, big titties, small waists, firm, round asses, long legs, tight pussies, and deep throats. That’s probably why divorced men remarry them. Ditch the old, ugly, and loosey-goosey wife, and get yourself a hot young, tight twenty year-old. I think I can understand the motivation.
Plus, lots of very successful people had step-mothers. Famous step-children include Buddha, Queen Elizabeth 1, and Dale Earnhardt Jr., and they all did pretty well for themselves. Especially Earnhardt.
And, since there are step-MILFS, there would obviously also be step-GILFs. For example, do you remember when that 90 year-old billionaire married Playmate of the Year, Anna Nicole Smith? Imagine being that guy’s 18 year-old grandson. You go over to grandad’s for a BBQ, and there’s Anna Nicole Smith, in her prime, in a thong bikini eating a hot dog. Can you say “DOING!”?
There’s one grandma that I wouldn’t mind giving a kiss to. On her vagina.
Similarly, there are plenty of celebrities in Hollywood that get re-married. Imagine if Halle Berry was your step-mom. Or Jessica Simpson. Or Courtney Love. Well, maybe not Courtney Love. She’d probably be into it.
Did you know that Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson and her TV step-son Barry Williams apparently had an affair during the show’s filming? Now, technically speaking they weren’t actually step-mom and son, but still. That’s some kinky shit to be going on on the set of such a wholesome show. I hope the guy that played “Sam the butcher” got some of Marcia’s sweet stuff off camera too. Actually, I hope he got some on camera. I’d rent that celebrity sex tape big time.
My favorite case of novercamania is in “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”. In that most excellent movie, Keanu Reeve’s character of Ted “Theodore” Logan has a super hot step-mom. In fact, she attended Ted’s high school, and was a senior while Ted was a freshman. Alex Winter, the long-forgotten actor who played Bill S. Preston is constantly talking to Ted about how hot his step-mom is. Ted doesn’t need to be reminded. He is fighting the uncontrollable feelings he has every time he sees her. At one point Ted’s dad fucks his step-mom in his own room! Hilarity.
If I were Ted, I’d smell the wet spot they left on my bed.
1. Gary’s dad got himself a gorgeous young trophy wife after his divorce to Gary’s mom. After Gary accidentally walked in on his step mom in the shower, he had a bad case of novercamania.
2. I guarantee that Denise Richards’ stepson will have novercamania.
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