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Nookie is a slang term for sex. Not to be confused with Snookie; this is a slang term for a gross fatty.
Nookie is a nice way of telling someone you got your fuck on. Let’s say you show up for Sunday dinner with the family and you look a little tired. Your mom and you are alone in the kitchen, and you’re helping her prepare the mashed potatoes. She asks you why you seem a little fatigued. Instead of telling your mom that you and your girlfriend had an ass-to-mouth, interracial, gangbang, bukakke fuck-fest until the wee hours of that morning, you can tell her that you got some nookie last night. She’ll blush a little and let the matter drop. Or, if she’s like my mom, ask for details and any video that I shot of the exploits.
Love ya, mom!
Nookie is especially fun when it’s got a new element to it. Whether it’s with a new person, or in a new setting, or in a new position, or a new orifice, or with a new sex toy, or under the influence of a new drug, novelty is always something to be sought. Otherwise, nookie can become routine and unexciting. Believe me.
I was in a long-term monogamous relationship with a wonderful woman named Sarah for seven years. The sex was amazing. She was a very adventurous, open-minded, and unashamed sexual explorer. We tried everything together. Some things we liked, some things we didn’t. We’d keep what worked, and ditch what didn’t. But after seven years, even outrageous and bizarre deviant sexual behavior was routine to us.
I remember one time Sarah was fucking my ass with a strap-on dildo in doggy style position while I tongue-fucked a midget we had found through the sex listings in the local paper. Sarah had a lit Roman candle up her ass, and was peaking in the middle of an epic LSD trip. Just as I started to finger the midget’s G-Spot, and she started to squirt in my face, I thought, “This is boring.” The next morning Sarah and I had a long talk.
We realized that novelty was becoming routine, as contradictory as that might seem. She suggested we try some straight-forward, missionary position sex between just the two of us, in our bed, with the lights off. It had been so long since we had done it that way, it blew us both away. We lasted another three years rediscovering vanilla sex together.
Ironic!
1. There once was a woman named Snookie
Who wanted to get lots of nookie
She spoke like a whore
On the show Jersey Shore
And looks like she ate all the cookies
2. Jason was king of nookie, and all the ladies could sense that about him. Was it his raw, masculine mojo? Was it his Mandingo-esque man meat? Was it the legend of his love-making expertise? No. It was his raw, unbridled penmanship that brought all the damp panties to his presence.
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