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Non-Gender Specific is an alternate phrase for bisexual. A bisexual is someone who has tried having sex on a bicycle. Not easy.
Actually, a bisexual is the luckiest person in the world. Most people are sexually interested in only one sex. So, for most of us, there are around three billion people that could potentially become our fuck friend. For bisexuals, the number doubles! Almost seven billion people on Earth – and they’re all potential sexual partners for the bisexual. That’s a lot of people. It’s why I’m always flabbergasted when a bisexual tells me that they’re single.
What are they doing wrong?
Bisexuals are not as kinky as trisexuals. A trisexual is someone that will try anything once. Old joke, but still good.
I remember when one of my girlfriends in high school, Katie, told me that she was a bisexual. I asked her if that meant that we’d be hooking up some MFF threesomes before graduation. She said she wanted to experience a lesbian sexual encounter, but didn’t want me there.
I told her that I understood, but secretly I thought, fuck you, Katie. You’re my girlfriend, and you’re asking me to let you have a random fling with another woman. I’m agreeing, and you don’t even have the good grace to let me film it, let alone participate. Luckily for Katie, I was desperate for her sweet, sweet teen pussy, so I let her do whatever the fuck she wanted and just hoped I’d get a little from time to time.
One time I was swimming in the pool in my family’s back yard and Katie came over with a hot blonde friend of hers named Cathy. Cathy was everything that Katie was not. Whereas Katie was petite with perky little tits and a short brown hairstyle, Cathy was a tall, blonde bombshell. Big tits, long hair, and legs that went on for eons.
Katie tells me they’ve come over to swim and make out. Katie knew my parents wouldn’t be home until 6, so we had a half hour in the pool to have some fun. They both took off their jean shorts and t-shirts and had their bikinis on already. They both jumped in and then swam to the shallow end of the pool.
They started kissing, just like the hot lesbian scene in “Wild Things” when Denise Richards and Neve Campbell start making out. Probably where they got the idea. Anyway, I was just happy to be there. I swam over and played with Katie’s tits and ass while they kissed. Then I got the courage to grab one of Cathy’s boobs. She didn’t pull away.
So, for the next twenty minutes I got to feel four boobs while my girlfriend and a hot blonde made out. When my parents got home, they both took off. I went straight to my room and masturbated for the next sixteen hours straight.
1. Francine is non-gender specific when it comes to dates.
2. Non-gender specifics are always the best at throwing swingers parties.
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