Nipple Torture – Intense stimulation of the nipples. Although forbidden in the Geneva Convention, various politicians south of Canada and north of Mexico have authorized nipple torture. Specifically, water boarding the nipples. This is an involved technique of nipple torture, where the nipples are repeatedly dunked into really, really cold water to make them hard, erect, and numb. Any subsequent pinching or twisting will get you all the information you need.
I feel like women’s nipples should have various torture techniques done to them, but they should always end up unharmed and un-mutilated. Men’s nipples, on the other hand, I have no such compunctions about. After all, like every hack comedian has been saying for the last forty years – why do men have nipples? Guys don’t need them for anything.
Women, on the other hand, can use their nipples for feeding babies. Plus, they’re fun to suck on while you’re playing with their boobs. And, ladies’ nipples look great on their tits. Men could look like a Ken doll, and it would be fine.
I should stress at this point that I don’t think that anyone’s nipples should be taken off their bodies, or mutilated, without their expressed written consent to such activities. Their doctor and Rabbi should also be present, as well as their old scout leader and the creepy uncle that squeezed their balls while babysitting when they were ten years old.
Nipple torture is usually difficult without some sort of bondage. If you’re going to do it without bondage, the woman needs to have a high level of control. If your lady is trying out some pain play, get her in some comfortable sex cuffs, and establish a safe word.
Classic nipple torture without the aid of gadgets includes, but is not limited to: biting, pinching, and karate chopping. If you want to get kinky, there is a shit-ton of things you can do to torture a nipple. Ice is fun. Hot wax is great. Nipple clamps turn things up a notch. Literally. The trick is to teach the woman to control and use the pain. Take her to the edge of pain and pleasure, and then add a clitoral orgasm. Fun.
What are the little bumps around a woman’s nipples for? It’s Braille for “Nibble here”.
I have dated women with various-sized nipples. All of them reacted differently to nipple work. Some loved a little, playful, painful pinch now and then. Some reacted to my pinching their nipples with anger and revenge. Lesson learned. Ask if they like nipple pain BEFORE you do it.
1. Karl was hot for Janice. He pursued her and won her heart. On their fifth date, he cuffed her to the headboard and asked if he could do some nipple torture. She said, “YES. DO IT. FUCKING DO IT, KARL.” Her eye contact as she said this made Karl’s penis involuntarily release some pre-cum because she was so INTO IT.
2. Brad Pitt gives nipple torture to Angelina Jolie.
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