The nipple is in the middle of the woman’s breast (usually…. hopefully, if the tits are nice and perky) and is what babies suckle on when they are breastfeeding, what dudes and ladies lick and suck when they are horny, and they’re what women themselves play with when they’re turned on. Of course dudes have nipples too, and they can get nice and hard and some guys love having their nipples licked and played with, but when most people think about nipples they are thinking about lady nipples. That’s likely due to the whole breastfeeding thing, but it’s also because lady nipples are incredibly sexy and beautiful. Sometimes they’re soft and smooth like satin. And if you lick or suck them or rub them between your fingers they become hard and pointy like pencil erasers. Sometimes they’re dark, almost purple or black like blueberries or bruises and other times they’re light and peach coloured, only slightly darker than the skin on the breasts themselves.
Our culture is super obsessed with nipples and we should be. They are mad hot. The great thing about nipples is that they give us something to really grab when we are fucking our lovers. Sure you can grab and squeeze the tits and you should, but while you’re doing that you can always give the nipples a good tweak. Plus there are all kinds of fun ways you can ramp up the play with them by using nipple clamps or biting them or spanking them.
While most pairs of nipples are just about the sexiest things on earth, there are some sets of nipples that are just ghastly. I’m thinking of the nipples that are giant and round and super droopy, that practically pull the tits down to the woman’s waist. Perky nipples are hot, droopy soggy massive nipples with tiny breast are creepy and kind of disgusting. Like, it’s not your fault if that’s what you’ve got and you should still totally flaunt that shit, but you might want to look into surgery. Sidebar: your nipples should never be the same size as your tits. As soon as you move into the territory of tiny tit and huge nipple, your sex life is a little bit doomed. You might want to get it on in the dark or make sure he’s fucking you from behind so he never really gets a good look at them. Sure he’ll be able to feel their weird pointy-ness, but you won’t have to worry about his horrified expression when he sees that your tits are saggy triangles. I’ve seen those kind of saggy nipples on dogs before and they aren’t pretty. They’re like cow udders.
1. My wife’s nipples are so perky I’ve tried hanging my coat on them and it’s totally stayed up!
2. My nipples have been sore ever since I started breastfeeding. And between my baby and my husband they’re probably never going to get any relief. I need a break from the nipple clamps.
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