Ninja Sex is something most people only rumour about, and very few people have ever known someone who was an actual Ninja banger.
Ninja Sex refers to that extremely stealthy sex that usually occurs in parent’s basements, slumber parties, dorm rooms, and airplane washrooms. It’s that sex that is absolutely noiseless, and undetectable to the other people in the room who happen to be sleeping or sitting nearby out of view. This sex is extremely rare, and very difficult to pull off, but true sex ninjas have that incredible ability to fuck each other without making a single squeak of the mattress or squeal of the mouth. In fact, even their orgasms are completely silent; just a sudden dampness, an inaudible relaxation of tense muscles, and then nothing.
Ninja Sex is most common in college dorm rooms, where horny teenagers and early 20-somethings are forced to live and sleep in the same room as someone else, even though that room is only twice the size of the average washroom. Quite often, one roommate will wait for the other roommate to fall asleep, and then they will text their girlfriend or boyfriend to come over. They’ll not only sneak through security without being detected, but they’ll also manage to open the door, climb under the covers, and fuck like horny rabbits until they bust a nut, all without the slightest stir from the roommate in slumber. If you’re ever lucky enough to catch some of that on a hidden camera, it’s quite an incredible sight. It’s almost like watching two hummingbirds doing it; they’re bodies are moving so fast and frantically, yet they are completely silent and you have to strain your eyes just to make sure you’re actually seeing them.
Another common location for ninja sex is in parents’ basements, on those old dirty couches that they’ve had since the 70’s. Usually, the parents finally get tired enough to head off to bed and leave the two teenagers unsupervised, and then it’s time to get it on. They unload their sexually starved bodies all over that couch without even the slightest whimper, which is especially impressive considering they’re usually in high school and every orgasm is like a shot of pure heroin.
A similar type of ninja sex occurs on summer camping trips, especially ones with family. On these trips, after everyone has fallen asleep, two ninja fuckers will end up having silent, hummingbird sex in one of the tents. The only benefit to ninja sex on camping trips is that if you do slip up and make a sound, you can easily get drowned out by the wind in the trees and the various animals making noises in the night.
1. Ninja sex is a little boring if you ask me. I can’t really come unless a girl starts screaming and swearing at me like I’m a piece of dirt.
2. One time my friend tried to have ninja sex with his girlfriend while I was a sleep on the floor next to the bed. He didn’t know, but I was actually awake. I just wanted to see his hot ass girlfriend naked.
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