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The Marlin is an aquatically inspired sex act in which a man sticks two fingers inside the woman’s pussy, and two inside her mouth, and then his friend pops up from behind the dresser or door and takes a photo of him holding her like a proud fisherman would hold a giant Marlin.
When performing the Marlin on random chicks you meet at the bar, or on crazy back stabbing ex girlfriends who want a little booty call, it is a good idea to find a cheap printing place to make up about 100 posters or Christmas cards to send out to all her friends and family, or yours, depending on the caption. With the photo on the front, some classics Marlin posters in the past have included captions such as Now that you’ve had me, you know that you’re hooked….I’ll have the chicken, the fish smells awful…You don’t have to go deep sea fishing to bag yourself a Marlin.
The Marlin is a sex term that originated out of Thailand, where rich American college boys would go on vacation, pick up locals, and pretty much do whatever they want with them in their yachts because they paid them 20 Baht an hour, which in American dollars is like 20 cents. The same group that invented The marlin while on vacation in Thailand, also invented The Skipper. After getting bored one night with all the local prostitutes, they decided to hire a lady boy to come on board the boat. They picked the drunkest one of their male friends, who also happened to be the most homophobic, and they started pouring shots down his throat until he could barely walk. Then, when he passed out, the lady boy was sent into his room for the rest of the night to do whatever he pleased. The reason it is called the Skipper, is not only because it’s a nautical term, but also because when that guy woke up he was so enraged to find a petite young girl with a penis cuddling next to him, that he pick the lady boy up, and threw him over the boat like a skipping stone.
Another similar term invented by this group of college boys was The Catfish. Similar to a dirty sanchez, The Catfish involves sticking two fingers up a girl’s ass while you fuck her pussy from behind doggie style. Then, you announce to her that you’re going to cum so she will turn around and get herself into position for a cumshot facial. But, instead of blowing your load into her face, you take both of your shit covered fingers and wipe each of them on one side of her mouth, giving her a catfish style moustache with her own fecal matter. It may not be as intricate or complex as The Marlin, but it will definitely be worth the 20 Baht an hour.
1. My roommate and I tried to give Leanne the Marlin last night, but we had no batteries in the camera. Luckily, my roommate is an incredible artist, so I held her hooked in that position while he drew a freehand sketch.
2. Sometimes it is useful to wear gloves when giving a girl The marlin. Those fuckers like to bite!
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