Being multiorgasmic means having the ability to have more than one orgasm in a single sexual experience. I’m not sure if any dudes are multiorgasmic, besides Sting, and thank god for that. After I’ve cum there are about forty seconds before I’m sound asleep and on my way to dreamland. Women, on the other hand, can be multiorgasmic and still go on with the sexual adventure.
I was with a girl who could have multiple orgasms, and it was incredible. Her name was Jen, and she was just a little pixie of a girl. We met at university, and started dating. The first time we had sex was in my dorm room while my roommate was playing ultimate Frisbee with his friends. She was so turned on that she came after only about a minute of me fucking her.
I’m that good.
I stopped thrusting into her after she finished cumming, but she told me to keep pounding. I started to fuck her again, and after two more minutes, she came again. This went on and on over the next half hour, and she had three more orgasms. By the time I came, she was brain dead and just riding a wave of pleasure about a mile high.
We ended up breaking up after she found out I had been using her meal card to buy myself around a couple hundred dollars worth of chocolate-covered almonds over the period of a few months. Worth it.
After that, I did some research on how to give women who are normally only given to having one orgasm, multiple orgasms. In almost every article or book I looked at, they said it was all about the G-Spot.
That illusive G-Spot.
For those of you who don’t know how, here’s what you do. Stick your finger/s into her pussy and turn your hand so that you’re fingers can rub the top of her pussy from the inside. Then make your fingers do the “come here” motion, rubbing the spongy-feeling portion at the top of her cunt. That’s her G-Spot. If you can find it and get her to cum, then you can make her have multiple orgasms by continuing to finger her after she’s cum.
Don’t stress if you can only give her one orgasm, though. After you’ve done that, everything else is just gravy.
1. “It’s bad enough that my mom and dad are still sexually active, but my mom is multiorgasmic and very vocal during love making. I am going to move out this weekend. I don’t care if I have to live on the street – at least I don’t have to hear my mom making those noises anymore.” – Charles Darwin
2. Paul took a Viagara and did an experiment to see how many times his multiorgasmic girlfriend Kelly would cum if he didn’t stop fucking her for four hours. As she was nearing her twentieth orgasm at the three-hour mark, she spontaneously combusted and burned all his pubes off. Still can’t grow them back. He lights a candle every February 6th as a memorial to Kelly, who he misses dearly.
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