click to enlargeThe act of going down on a woman, especially for long periods of time, and especially if she has a thick pelt of pubic hair down there.
If you’re eating a shaved pussy, or even one with a thin little racing stripe, you really can’t be said to be “Muff Diving” because there’s no real muff, is there?
Now, if your girl has really healthy helping of Gorilla Salad between her legs, that’s more like it. That’s a muff you can dive into. It’s impossible to dive into Hardwood Floors, because there’s nothing to cushion you, and you just sort of skid along. You need some real bush.
That said, if the muff diver in question is female, the term can still apply, although the term “Carpet Munching” is used more often to describe a purely lesbian muff diving session.
1. Shyla’s been away on business for almost a week. When she comes home tonight, I’m going to be ready for some serious Muff Diving.
2. I think I spend more time Muff Diving every week than I do eating actual food. Shouldn’t I get some kind of boyfriend of the year medal for that?
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Carpet Munching