A white woman (typically bleached-blonde, overweight, and trashy) who almost exclusively dates black men. This type of woman is usually seen wearing leopard print clothing and often gets lumped into the Cougar category. She finds white men boring and finds black men exotic. She’s also interested in large penises and black men tend to have huge cocks. This might also be a woman that wants to crush her father’s hopes and dreams, so she exclusively dates black men and makes a lot of noise when accommodating the licorice stick. This type of chick either winds up dead, or with five Oreo cookies and welfare money, which the fathers will spend on additional booze, whores, and drugs. It is a vicious cycle. But a hot one. Then the mom’s have to find child care for their babies because their baby daddies are too busy fucking other ladies and smoking dope and working on their rap lyrics because they all think they’re Dr. Dre. Another vicious cycle.
The fact is black dudes are hot. Like, not all of them, but most of them. Hotter than pasty pale white dudes who are all skinny and wussy and have no idea what to do to make a woman scream. Black dudes know how to work their cocks and they know how to tongue a woman’s pussy until she’s having multiple orgasms. And even when they’re promising to marry you while they shoot their jizz into your pussy, and even though you know deep down that they’re lying, he’s also the best fuck you’ve ever had. Besides, the babies you make together are going to be beautiful milk-chocolate pumpkin pies that are cute beyond belief even if the girls do grow up to be sluts and the boys grow up to be dealers.
1. Yeah, I’m super into black dudes. They’re just so good with my pussy. And they always want me to gain weight and they ALWAYS check out my ass and comment on how hot it is and how it would only be hotter if I would eat more donuts and less salad. Plus I’m constantly high and the sex is phenomenal. I’m a mud shark, what can I say. The black cock is just so fucking tasty.
2. The best part about being a mud shark is that I get to bring home my big black boyfriend for dinner and make my mother jealous. She’s eighty-three and always wanted to fuck black dudes. I once caught her hitting on my boyfriend. He admitted that he fucked her but he said he only licks my pussy. And he only does anal with me. Thank god. It would probably be weird if his cock was in both her ass and mine (not at the same time, obviously). I think she’s a bit too shriveled to take it in the back door. Plus I don’t want to catch her hemorrhoids. That would just be awkward and gross. It’s a good thing my dad’s not alive anymore.
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