Moobs are man boobs. So any dude that has fat around his nipples, who’s overweight and has saggy man tits or giant man breasts. Measts. Mits. Moobs.
Moobs are probably one of the least sexy features on a dude, but a lot of guys have them, even those who aren’t necessarily super overweight. A lot of guys don’t spend hours at the gym and have semi-soft bodies that sag as they get older.
I’ve fucked plenty of dudes with some version of moobs, it doesn’t really bother me. Yeah, they’re not particularly sexy and since I’ve also fucked women who have actual hot boobs, it’s kind of weird to grab hold of a guy’s boobs. It’s especially awkward when he likes having his nipples sucked and played with. Sometimes I get confused and I start forgetting that I’m fucking a dude because his boobs are so soft and spongy and could be mistaken for a woman’s except he’s got some super dark stray chest hairs on his moobs, which is also kinda awkward and not super sexy, but it happens.
Anyway, there isn’t that much to say about moobs. Except that if you’re fucking a dude with moobs just know that he’s likely feeling pretty self-conscious about them and you should be kind and gentle and compassionate around the issue. My friend Jerry used to refer to his own moobs as ‘bitch tits’. He felt super awful about them and only fucked his girlfriends in the dark so that they couldn’t really see them. He worried that they jiggled when he walked so he always wore at least two layers, an undershirt and a regular shirt, and then sometimes a button up shirt overtop of that.
We need to be more sensitive to guys with moobs, just like we need to be more sensitive about everything about our bodies. Nobody looks like the models on magazine covers, even the models themselves don’t look like they actually are. Those pictures are air brushed, photo shopped, and completely altered to represent some sort of sick ideal that we’re all supposed to be aiming for. It’s offensive and sad that we all have to deal with this, but men with moobs have a terrible time of it. And many women aren’t very forgiving about it. A dude with moobs will do a damn good job of licking your pussy, so don’t be so hasty and give him a chance.
1. I hate being fat. My knees hurt. I look terrible in most clothes. I can’t sit comfortably in my car let alone in a seat on an airplane or on the bus. My fat belly always spills over into the seat next to me and creeps out whoever is sitting beside me. People give me looks. Not just sideways glances but scowls and glares. Sometimes they make comments. And as for getting laid, forget it. I’m hideous naked. I’ve got fat rolls spilling over everywhere. I’ve got moobs. My skin is puckered every which way. Sometimes I just wish I could wake up in someone else’s body.
2. I dated a dude with moobs and it kinda turned me on.
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