A Misogynist is a technical term used for a man who hates women, and it is usually uttered by feminists and academics while they hurl rightly deserved insults toward right wing politicians and religious leaders throughout North America. In a very broad sense, that is the definition of the word and it rarely goes past the laymen’s definition of “woman hater.” Of course, like most things connected to feminism, it’s much more complicated than that.
At the risk of being politically biased, misogynist is another synonym for douche bag or “loser who can’t get laid.” Why would anyone hate women, unless they haven’t had sex with them yet? But even gay men, who have no sexual interest in females, still enjoy the company and mutual fashion sense and “giant cock stories” that they get to swap with each other. In order to better understand this ridiculous mindset, first we need to look at the varying degrees of misogyny that exist.
First, we have the extremely common misogynist known as the “disgruntled male virgin.” These are usually men between the ages of 20 and fifty who haven’t been able to seal the deal with a single female yet, for reasons far more obvious to observers than to said loser virgin. Usually, these men still live with their parents, have zero social skills or confidence, a severe facial acne or weight problem, and an unhealthy addiction to role playing games. They are also the only adult males in the world who still play the old Leisure Suit Larry Games from Commodore 64’s.
The second type of misogynist that exists out there is the “macho meathead.” These guys are quite the opposite of the disgruntled virgin mentioned above, as they have extremely high self-esteems, are physically fit and attractive since they frequent the gym every day, and they manage to get laid on a regular basis. However, these nights of passion are often drunken one night stands where they are the only sexual partner who actually has an orgasm. These men appear to be studs at times, but its often quite clear that as soon as they manage to sleep with a girl, the woman instantly hates them because they never call them back or they happened to be an extremely selfish lover. It’s rare that these macho meatheads will even express their hatred of women outwardly, but instead simply display it by their douche bag attitudes and behaviours. The real reason for this deeply entrenched hatred for women is because they have created so much muscle and testosterone in their bodies through too many trips to the gym and far too many steroids, that there penises have shrunken to the size of a cheese doodle and their brains are just solid chunks of testosterone-drenched muscle. To them, women are either incomprehensible to their internal macho mechanics, or they are a terrible reminder of the miniature size of their manhood.
1. I once knew a misogynist in college who claimed that women were the cause of all the evil in the world. Not surprisingly, he didn’t make it to the last reunion because he’s shacked up in prison with a former line backer named Bruce who likes to braid his hair.
2. If you think your nerdy, unattractive friend is becoming a misogynist, do him a favour and buy him a prostitute. He’ll be singing a different tune in the morning.
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