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Millennium Domes are the terms used for tits that are extremely impressive on the outside, but aren’t worth buying the chick a drink to see what’s on the inside. In other words, a woman with gorgeous looking cleavage and massive breasts, who is actually stuffing herself with three pairs of socks, a push-up Bra, and a really well fitting dress, giving herself the deceptive Millennium Domes. When you get that chick home and unzip that dress, it’s like watching two deflated balloons fall out of a child’s backpack. You think you’re going home with Pamela Anderson, and you end up banging the Grandmother from The Dinosaurs televisions show. It’s extremely disappointing, much like the Millennium Dome they are named after. Strangely enough, when a reporter first entered the Millennium dome and watched the exhibitions there, he was actually quoted on international television as saying, “Huh….kind of a let down. It’s like unsnapping the bra of a pair of Granny tits.” Chances are, this is where the term originates.
Women have been deceptively disguising their tiny, skin tag pairs of tits for decades. With push-up bras, corsets, and all kinds of specially tailored outfits, a woman with peapods can look like she’s carrying a set of cantaloupes. Thankfully, there are a few tips that men can use to help prevent the ultimate disappointment of Millennium Domes. For starters, if the woman has narrow hips, and almost 0% body fat, yet seems to be carrying a pair of Double D’s, then chances are her tits are either fake or Millennium Domes. Now, there is an easy way to distinguish between fake tits, and stuffed ones. Try spilling a drink on her cleavage, and start frantically rubbing her tits with a napkin to clean her up. You’ll be able to tell by the first touch if they’re beautifully carved silicon discs, or lumps of rolled up socks and bunches of tissue.
Another trick is to make some sort of joke or party trick that involves the woman jumping up and down at some point. In fact, creating your own drinking game that all the girls at the party can participate in would be ideal. Not only will you be able to single out all the Millennium Domes at the party, but you’ll also significantly increase your chances of getting to see a pair of tits that night, since most of the girls will be hammered.
Finally, the last trick a man has is finding themselves what we like to call an “eagle scout,’ some female friend who you can trust, such as a best friend’s wife or a sister in law, and ask them to run a reconnaissance mission. Ideally, she will follow that girl to the bathroom, and while they touch up their make up in the mirror, she can politely adjust the woman’s dress while claiming that her boobs were starting to fall out. This is something that women do for each other all the time, so it shouldn’t create too much suspicion. Just a quick brush of the hand as she hikes up the woman’s blouse, and then she can sneak away and report back to you.
1.Have you ever given a pair of Millennium Domes a motor boat? It’s like slapping your face against two cold, limp perogies.
2. If you suspect a woman has Millennium Domes, but she’s still really really hot, then try seeing if she’s into bathroom sex. A quick bang in the bathroom stall and you’ll never half to even take off her dress.
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