This slang word for a dildo was inspired by the 1969 film of the same name starring Dustin Hoffman and John Voigt. In the movie, Voigt’s character is a Texas bumpkin who travels to New York City in the hopes of becoming a male prostitute. The idea is that women can pleasure themselves with a tool that doesn’t think too much. Just like a dildo.

Now, John Voigt is a sweaty, red-faced drunk who looks like bulldog’s scrotum. Of course, it might be hard to imagine why a woman would want to stick anything having to do with John Voigt in her pussy. But don’t forget, way back in 1969, Voigt was considered quite the stud. He was young, hung and handsome. And what’s more, Voigt is also the father of super hot movie star Angelina Jolie. And let’s keep in mind that Angelina Jolie is the uber-babe who stole Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt away from that beagle-nosed whiner Jennifer Aniston.

So, when a woman refers to her dildo as her “Midnight Cowboy,” there are many layers of interpretation at work. It has to do with women wanting to seek sexual gratification without emotional or intellectual attachments. And it also has to do with women fantasizing about being yummy super babes with gorgeous husbands and pretty children, but without ever losing their looks. That’s a hell of a lot to ask from a dildo, but it hasn’t stopped anyone yet.

1. Gloria dumped her needy boyfriend and spent two weeks having a wild fling with her Midnight Cowboy.

2. I wanted to spend more time fishing and playing cards with my friends, so I bought Kyla a new Midnight Cowboy, and it’s been smooth sailing ever since.

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