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Masturbilia is any toy or item used for masturbation. This can include vibrators for women, and pocket pussies or blow-up dolls for men. However, masturbilia is usually used as a more specific term, meaning an item that is used as inspiration during masturbation, and not necessarily one that is used to masturbate with.
Sound confusing? Here’s an example:
When I was twenty years old, I was in love with the younger sister of a good buddy of mine. Let’s call her Vicky. Vicky was eighteen years old, blonde, gorgeous, and had huge, perfect tits. She looked a lot like Scarlett Johansson in the face, but had a body like a young Kelly Preston in “Mischief”. By the way, the Kelly Preston nude scene in “Mischief” is worth watching, if you haven’t seen it at least once a day for the last twenty years, like I have.
So, Vicky was gorgeous, and she and I got along great. Unfortunately, she didn’t want to get romantically involved with me because she thought it would fuck up her relationship with her brother, and ruin his and my friendship. Despite my pleading, she stayed strong. We had our last talk in her bedroom, and at one point she left to go to the bathroom. I knew I wasn’t ever going to get another shot at this divine creature, so I did something not too cool.
I stole her Pink Panther stuffed animal.
I’m not sure why. I think at the time I just wanted something to remember her by. Plus, I think I was trying to fuck her over a little, since I was disappointed I’d never get my hands on those fantastic boobs.
Well, I’m not proud to say that for the next few months, I would use that poor stuffed animal as masturbilia while I thought about Vicky. It smelled like her, and it was soft and pink. Sometimes I’d lay it on my face and smell it while I closed my eyes and masturbated. Sometimes I’d violate it in ways I’d rather not talk about here. In any case, by the end of my obsession with her, that little stuffed animal was more of a white panther than a pink one, inside and out.
I’m sorry if that is gross, but that’s my experience with masturbilia. Don’t judge me.
1. Barry missed living at home because he loved his mom’s home cooking, her housekeeping, and her midnight incestuous visits to his bedroom. While he was at university, he would use masturbilia like his mom’s apron, girdle, or huge panties to sniff while he was spanking the monkey. His roommate Fred committed suicide and Barry got all A’s.
2. Gertrude would use her husband’s golf clubs as masturbilia while he was away on business trips. She’d start off with the putter, but cum all over his one wood. For some inexplicable reason, it improved his handicap at the country club. Now all the guys at the club are sticking their golf equipment up their wives’ pussies.
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