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The act – either planned or unplanned – of falling asleep after masturbating. This is totally common and happens the majority of times that a person, male or female, masturbates. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve fallen asleep after rubbing one out. The only time it’s been a problem was when I was jerking my lady parts in the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. I was in a bathroom stall and everything. All that art just got to me and my clit got all hard and I just had to go and do my business. Of course, I had been walking all day and looking at incredible paintings and sculptures and installations and I was completely exhausted and after I climaxed I REALLY just wanted to take a nap. But I forced myself to get up off the seat and leave the stall and wash my hands and continue on with my day. Some things just have to wait.
It’s worse for men, the desire to nap after masturbating, mainly because men have this chemical reaction thing that happens after they orgasm. Some sort of hormone gets released after they come that immediately renders them tired and lethargic. That’s why when you fuck a dude and make him come, he’s pretty much ready to turn over and go to sleep, no matter what time of the day it is or how excited and awake he was thirty seconds earlier. If you want him to do you again, the best thing you can do is keep him awake with some light sex talk and just rub yourself while he watches. Curiosity will keep him interested and he’ll enjoy watching you rub your pussy. By the time you come, he’ll be hard again and ready to go at it. If you’re lucky and time things properly, you can keep that juggling act going all day.
Sometimes a good masternap is all a person needs to be able to get back up and do all the stupid errands and tasks they may need to do in a day. Sometimes all a person really needs is love – self love, that is – and once he or she gets that love, they are ready to get their day started.
1. I was super horny at work today so I shut my office door and put my Do Not Disturb sign on the door and went at it. I must have fallen asleep as soon as I came cause I woke up to a the fire alarm going off and when I stood up I tripped over my pants which were all bunched up around my ankles, fell over and passed out. My boss found me there a few minutes later when they were trying to locate everyone who didn’t evacuate the building. We have a meeting tomorrow morning to ‘evaluated my performance’. I’m not really sure which performance he means.
2. I’m an expert at masternapping. It is totally my thing.
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