Mars Bar Party is one of the many sex terms that will go down in Rock and Roll History. By definition, the act simply refers to eating a Mars Bar, the famous American candy bar, out of a woman’s vagina or anus, usually with other participants or witnesses, to make it an actual ‘party.’ The origin story, however, comes from none other than Keith Richards and the famous Rock and Roll band, The Rolling Stones. According to urban legend, in 1967 the police raided Keith Richards Estate mansion called Redlands, hoping to find illegal drugs. 19 British police officers burst through the door, only to find Keith Richards, Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull, and 6 other band mates in a wild orgy involving a Mars Bar stuffed inside Marianne’s vagina, one which Mick Jagger was supposedly diving head first for with his massive mouth wide open and hungry.
Now, not surprisingly, Marrianne denies the entire thing, stating in her Autobiography that it was merely a grotesque fantasy and demonizing rumor, some ludicrous story that the Cops made up because that’s what they think people on Acid do. She claims that all the group was doing was watching TV and listening to music, and that the cops actually knocked on the door instead of busting it down.
When Mick Jagger was asked about the incident, however, things became a little more murky. He didn’t deny the story, per se, but simply stated that he hates Mars Bars, and that Snickers and Milky Ways are actually his favourite candy bars. Interestingly enough, according to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Mick Jagger had actually written a song on some scrap pieces of paper that never got played or recorded. The song was called, The Snickers Licker, and the object of affection for the song was none other than Marrianne Faithfull.
Despite Marrianne’s denials, it is highly likely that the Mars Bar Party story is true. In the 1960’s and 1970’s, numerous rock stars and musicians resorted to all kinds of sexual acts and fetishes, and it often became somewhat of a competition between them to see who could think of the craziest act. Apparently, Mick’s Mars Bar Party was actually just a retaliation to Neil Young’s Licorice Float, co-created by him and Emmy Lou Harris. The Licorice Float involves a woman lying on her back with her mouth open, while the man jams a thick piece of red licorice down her throat until she gags, and vomits into her own mouth. As her mouth fills up with vomit, she opens up wide and the man dips his balls into her mouth, floating like two cherries on top of a Sundae.
1. When Uncle Herb came home and found the babysitter and her two friends engaging in a Mars Bar Party, he pulled out a Kit Kat and joined in with his wife.
2. If you’re ever invited to a Mars Bar Party, make sure you don’t have a peanut allergy first. The ingredients don’t say there are peanuts, but there are traces.
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