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Mantrap is a sex term with three main definitions, all of which are commonplace and also extremely dangerous situations that most men would want to avoid. The first and most common definition of Mantrap is a woman who is considered dangerously seductive and scheming, but is also extremely attractive and desirable and difficult to turn down. We’ve all experienced a mantrap at some point in our lives, usually during the college years when we fall for a sexy waitress who just so happens to be fucking half the bar, only you’re the one who has to pay for her drinks and meals whenever you go out. Also referred to as a Succubus, which essentially just means a really bitchy, controlling, and manipulative girlfriend, a mantrap is the kind of chick who somehow manages to make your best friend stop watching football, quit drinking, and take up yoga classes all in the same month. On the surface, they often appear quite friendly, mostly because men are blinded by their hotness, but deep down they are total demons.
Another common use of the term mantrap is reserved for a middle-aged spinster, such as a MILF, who is painfully single but somehow incredibly hot and overtly horny. These mantraps often frequent nightclubs, and come in the form of a cougar, trying desperately to pick up younger men at the bar. Now, the real danger lies in the fact that these women are obsessed with having a baby. They’re past their prime, and its far too late to get married, so they plan on trapping some dumb horny young stud by impregnating herself with his sperm, claiming the whole time that she was on the pill, it just must have been some sort of miracle. Little did that guy know that one less tequila shot at the bar might have saved him from a lifetime of working night shifts at a factory so a woman twice his age could buy diapers and baby food for his offspring. This, in essence, is the mantrap; the lifetime of saggy tits and shitty paychecks that the seductive cougar has led him to.
Of course, a mantrap is not simply a thing that only straight men have to worry about. For gay men, the mantrap is entirely different, but just as dangerous. Common at gay bars in Toronto, a mantrap is when a petite young gay male enters the bathroom, and goes into one of the stalls to go to the bathroom. However, before he can even get his belt unbuckled, three large Bears (big, burly gay men) push through the stall door and ambush him. Before he knows it, the young piece of bear meat is trapped; with one bear blocking the doorway and the other two grizzlies standing on either side of him. What ensues is a lot like watching three ferrets trying to burrow into one hole at the same time, and I can assure you it isn’t pleasant for any man, even those who like to be the object of a gangbang.
1. Man, that bitch Kristy is a total mantrap. I haven’t seen Steve in months. Did you know he’s doing couples yoga now? WTF!
2. Gabe was too high on ecstasy to realize that when he walked into that bathroom stall, he was getting his balls caught directly in a mantrap. John, Earl, and Jimmy Ray haven’t had that much fun since the last Pride Parade for Bikers went through Port Dover.
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