Everyone knows what menstruation is, right? Every month a woman releases an egg into her fallopian tubes and if it doesn’t get fertilized by a sperm, it ends up detaching from the uterus and the lining of the uterus is shed and the woman bleeds out this uterus lining and egg? It’s called a woman’s period or time of the month or the rag or her aunt flo or whatever super lame term people use these days.
So what is manstruation, you ask? This is what a man is going through during his monthly cycle. Men have monthly cycles too. Like, obviously the term manstruation is a joke, a gag term that people have made up, but men really do have hormonal cycles that fluctuate in similar ways that women do. The difference is that they don’t bleed tissue out of their dicks and they don’t get quite the same cravings for chocolate. They do, however, get mad moody and eat extra carbs and watch more zombie movies and punch more holes in the walls. They also want to fuck more which is awesome if you love to fuck as most women do. And when you get two gay guys together and their cycles match up it’s just one giant fuck fest til the cows come home.
People are constantly talking about lady menstruation like it’s this horrible, disgusting, and shameful thing. A lot of guys don’t want to fuck a woman when she’s bleeding and a lot of women don’t want their boyfriends to fuck them, either. Which is weird because most of my girlfriends can’t get enough sex when they’re on their periods. And what if you’re two lesbians in a relationship? If you didn’t fuck while either of you were bleeding you’d basically only have two weeks out of the month where you could go at it, unless you were lucky and your periods were synched. But really, there are a lot of dudes out there who are afraid of blood and seem to think that when a woman’s on her period she’s just a fucking facet or a waterfall, gushing and spewing blood like crazy. This is so not true. In fact, most women, especially those on birth control, have light periods that only last a few days. And most women want to fuck like crazy when they’re bleeding. So put a towel under your girlfriend and fuck the shit out of her. Your dick will slide in and out of her so sweetly it’ll make you come in seconds.
1. My husband gets so moody at the beginning of each month. He always says it’s because I’ve got PMS and he’s just reacting to my moods, but I think that’s bullshit. I think he’s got his own case of PMS – Pre-MANstrual Syndrome.
2. I’ve started manstruating. I haven’t told anyone and I’m scared my girlfriend’s going to find out. Once I actually ate all the chocolate she saved for her time of the month.
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