Maidenhead is another word for hymen, or the small piece of membrane that covers the bottom of the vagina. The reason they call it a maidenhead is because a “maiden” was another way of saying a virgin. If the maidenhead was intact, it was thought to be an indication that the woman was still a virgin. While it is true that a woman’s first sexual encounter would tear the maidenhead, many other physical activities can accomplish this as well, and her virginity is still intact.
The maidenhead was important in the olden days because it was crucial to men that their brides be virginal. Since medicine and sexuality were primitive, an intact maidenhead was their way of easily inspecting a woman to see if she had been “sullied”. Sullied means fucked in the cunt. With respect.
These days, religious women who want to remain virgins have taken to employing oral and anal sex until marriage. Technically, even if she’s had a hundred monster cocks in her asshole and down her throat (even at the same time), but none in her pussy, she’s still a virgin. Ah, religion – is there anything you can’t fuck up?
Some women are born with a hymen that completely covers the entire opening of the vagina, which means they need to have surgery to allow menstrual blood to escape when they hit puberty. Talk about tight! Ouch!
Some women want to appear to be virgins for their man, or the religious authorities, so they go through a medical procedure called hymenoplasty. This restores a hymen for the ladies. Isn’t it odd that a man would never want to appear like a virgin, but women strive to? Thank goodness I got a cock!
The Chinese took things even further and developed an artificial hymen that women can use to fool the religious inspectors in places that demand the woman be a virgin. I’m not sure why it’s so important that a woman be a virgin. You’d have to teach her everything, and she’d be terrible at sex for a while. Plus, just because she’s a virgin, doesn’t mean her pussy isn’t sloppy. I was with a virgin once, and she was loosey-goosey, even though I was the first guy she was with. Her problem was her vaginal muscles were weak, and she’d get super wet.
Give me a kinky slut with some strong Kegels over a virgin anytime!
No, really. I’m going through a dry spell right now and could really use a slumpbuster.
1. Harry started dating Wendy when they were both fourteen. When they decided to have sex at seventeen, she was still a virgin, so Harry’s pumping should have broken her maidenhead. When there was no blood, Harry worried she had been cheating on him, but she explained that she had broken her hymen in gym class when she smashed her cervix against the uneven parallel bars. Harry understood.
2. Maidenhead or no maidenhead, if Britney Spears says she’s still a virgin, I believe her!
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