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Love tunnel is slang for the vagina.
I think they call it a tunnel because you have to pay a toll to go through a tunnel. God knows you have to pay to get pussy. One way or another, you have to pay.
Of course, it should be noted that some women have a larger love tunnel than other women. Some women have a love tunnel that is ten lanes wide. You could start a motocross race in some women’s love tunnel. Cavernous. On the other hand, some women have a love tunnel that can barely fit one pedestrian. Kegel exercises can help women who wish their love tunnel was more of a crawlspace. I’m looking at you, Gertrude.
I find it a little imposing to throw the word “love” in, when you’re referring to pussy. I’ve fucked a lot of love tunnels in my day, but felt actual love only once. And that’s only because she brought over beer and pizza with her. Ladies, you want a man to fall in love with you? Bring over your love tunnel, beer and pizza. If you want marriage, bring a box of ice cream sandwiches and some weed too.
Or maybe those are just my personal proclivities. I don’t know. Perception is peculiar.
In my experience, there are a few different ways to please a woman’s love tunnel. First, take your time during foreplay. One of my favorite moments during sex is when I’m giving a woman’s love tunnel some oral pleasure, and she grabs my hair to pull my up so that I fuck her. It’s at this point that I don’t fuck her. Instead, I let her go berserk as her body craves penetration, and I gently suck her tits while caressing her thighs. By the time I do slide into the love tunnel, she’s a volcano ready to erupt.
Also, don’t forget about the G-Spot in the love tunnel. It’s located just after the toll booth, and on the roof of the tunnel. Consistent rubbing and stimulation will yield great results. But you will have to put down a few “slippery when wet” pylons if you do it right.
1. While Sam and Nancy were inside the Tunnel of Love at the local Amusement Park, Nancy got really horny. She pulled Sam’s thick cock out of his short pants and lifted up her mini skirt. Since she wasn’t wearing any underwear that day, it was easy for him to slip his train into her Love Tunnel a few times before they emerged from the ride.
2. When Rita asked Tony to put his fat dick into her love tunnel, he paused for a moment and thought silently, “Why did you use the word love? I could never love you.” Then he smiled and said, “I’m going to give you all my love juice, baby.” Rita paused and thought, “He used the word love too! This isn’t just about sex!”
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