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The term loose has a few different meanings, but the most popular refers to a man or a woman who is particularly easy or slutty. Not only does this imply that the individual likes to have sex as frequently as possible with as many different people as possible, but it also suggests that their standards are extremely low.
The term loose can also be used to specifically refer to a woman’s vagina, especially if they have had an exorbitant amount of vaginal penetration over the years. In this context, the word loose means exactly that: her vagina is like a limp flag at half mast, fluttering in the breeze around a pole. You’ve all hear the term, “like throwing a hotdog down a hallway” to describe a woman with very little “traction” left on the tires.
Becoming physically loose can happen for a few different reasons. First of all, it is extremely common in high school after a young woman enters a sexually active relationship for the first time. When her and her boyfriend started dating, ever time he penetrated her it was like stuffing an anaconda inside a child’s sock with only a tiny handful of lube. A few months later, she starts to loosen up and get used to penetration, and after a year of fucking her boyfriend two or three times a day, it eventually loses all traction. For the guy, it feels a little like having drunk sex with two condoms on after smoking a pack of cigarettes.
Another reason why women start to feel physically loose is because they’ve suddenly started dating a man who is incredibly well hung. The woman won’t even necessarily know that she’s become loose until she starts dating someone else. She’ll start off fucking her hung boyfriend for a few months, taking in all 12 inches of him every other night. Then, after they break up, she goes back to her old boyfriend or starts dating a new guy whose only packing a 6 shooter. Suddenly, it’s taking twice as long as it used to for the guy to finally climax, and sometimes he actually goes flaccid before this happens. She can’t understand why this is happening, so she finally pries it out of him, learning that her vagina has suddenly become like a Hybrid; it’s still a car but it’s barely worth driving.
Of course, there are many other reasons why a woman could become loose, including too much double penetration, masturbating with overgrown zucchinis or those black dildos they sell at sex shops, or gaining and then losing an extreme amount of weight.
So, next time a guy tells you that a certain hot girl at the bar is incredibly loose, make sure you know what type of loose he means.
1. I used to think that Leanne was loose, but then I had sex with Ron Jeremy’s ex girlfriend. My God, it was like throwing a ping pong ball through a hoola hoop.
2. Girls at church camp are incredibly loose. I think the fear of going to hell turns them on, so they decide to do it as many times in one summer as they can. After all, if you’re going to burn in fire and brimstone, you might as well do it happy.
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