“Load” is a way of saying ejaculate. A man’s load is the cum that shoots out of his cock. Your keyboard probably has some of your cum loads on it. I know mine does. Why? Because this is where I sit and watch the free porn that the internet has so graciously decided to provide for us all.
God Bless you, Internet.
I remember when there was no internet, and I still had the desire to masturbate. I had to BUY a MAGAZINE!! Can you imagine such a world? Paying for porn?!!? And that one magazine had to last me, because they cost around nine bucks a piece! My favorite porn mag was always Swank. They knew that we didn’t give a shit about art. We wanted tits, ass, and pussies. And they delivered.
I remember I had one Swank under my bed that had a pictorial of three muscular guys who had been body painted red, and they were triple-teaming a super hot pair of sexy blonde bombshells. It was supposed to look like demons in hell ravaging two angelic virgins. I was living with a couple buddies at the time, and while I was out of town visiting my parents, one of my buddies told his thirteen year old brother he could crash in my room. Unfortunately, he was a very nosey young man, and he found the porn mag.
Suffice to say, he learned a lot about deviant human sexuality in my room during his visit. He still won’t look me in the eyes when I see him now, almost twenty years later.
I can’t prove it, but my guess is there was some of his load somewhere in my room. I ended up throwing the magazine away. It had been sullied.
Your load can also be shared. Look up “snowballing”. It’s not my cup of tea, but some dudes like it. In fact, my favorite song for a long time was The Band’s song, “The Weight”, until I realized they were talking about some seriously gross cum swapping. Consider the lyrics of the chorus:
“Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.”
Ewww.
1. When Kenneth was alone in the hot tub at his church’s workout center, he loved to stand up and masturbate while the water jet shot up his asshole. He could always hear when someone else was going to come into the hot tub, but he never knew how long he had, so he would always try to shoot his load quickly.
2. Sal went home for Christmas and spent ten days with his family. He never found a good time to jerk off, so by the time he got back home, his balls were jam packed with semen. It only took a minute of watching porn before he shot his huge load into an empty Pringles can. He almost filled it with cum!
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