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A lipstick lesbian is a woman that is sexually attracted to only women, and who displays stereotypically feminine behavior and appearance. In other words, a soft and pretty lesbian, as opposed to the crew-cut and hard-looking bull dyke.
By far, the sexiest lipstick lesbian is gorgeous blonde actress Amber Heard. The 24 year-old was Seth Rogan’s girlfriend in “Pineapple Express”, and seems to enjoy getting dolled up in dresses and painting her face up like a gorgeous model. So fucking hot.
Other celesbians (celebrity lesbians) that would be considered of the lipstick variety include: Kristanna Sommer Løken, Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and ‘Sex in the City’ star Cynthia Nixon. Watching any and/or all of these gorgeous ladies locked in a sixty-nine and licking each others wet slit would definitely be something I’d pay eleven bucks for.
When I was in high school, there was a gorgeous girl named Sharron Typsin. Don’t try to Google her – she changed her name when she turned eighteen and moved to France. But while we were going to high school together, she was by far the hottest girl in the school. When we were both seventeen and returning to school for our last year, she showed up on the first day of school looking better than ever. Not only was she still incredible gorgeous in the face, but her tits had come in over the summer. Her long, naturally blonde hair now cascaded beautifully over some luscious, full, perky c-cup tits.
Suffice to say, every guy that saw her popped an instant stone bone.
She asked to make an announcement during the first homeroom. She stood at the front of the class and told us all that she was a lesbian, and was starting a lesbian support group after school. The news spread like wildfire. We all thought lesbians looked like k.d lang. Here was our Sharron Typsin, wearing a lovely summer dress and showing off her tits, telling us she was gay! It was my high school’s first lipstick lesbian.
Most of us guys thought we had it in us to bring her back to the hetero if she’d just let us sink our pink in her. Unfortunately, she had turned so many other girls on that day, that the lesbian club had almost fifty members immediately. Heck, if I was a girl, I would have pretended to be lesbo too, if it meant I could get a crack at Sharron Typsin.
Last I heard, she was living on the streets in Paris, blowing guys for heroin money.
But she’ll always be my first lipstick lesbian! God Bless, Sharron!
1. Geraldine knew she was a lesbian because all she thought about all day was munching clam and scissoring her best friend Doris. Luckily, Doris was a lesbian too, but she was very butch. Geraldine decided to be a lipstick lesbian, and they lived happily ever after.
2. Harry was upset after he went to a party and a bull dyke started yelling at him just because he was a man and represented all the thongs that men had done wrong in society. He went into the kitchen to grab a beer and had a great conversation with a sexy lipstick lesbian who was showing off her fantastic tits.
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