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Libido is a person’s sexual drive, or horniness.
Ismail bin Sharif, a Moroccan sultan, fathered almost 900 children with various wives and multiple concubines. That, my friends, is a healthy libido.
The libido is more commonly known as a person’s mojo. Remember in Austin Powers when Dr. Evil tried to steal Austin’s mojo? What he wanted was Austin’s libido; his life force, or in a metaphoric sense, his vital energy. Psychoanalyst Edoardo Weiss talks about the “Destrudo”, which is the opposite of libido. Destrudo is the energy to destroy, and libido is the energy to create. It also sounds like a villain in a G.I. Joe cartoon.
A person’s libido can change as their life progresses. Let’s take my own life’s journey as an example:
Aged 0-11: Very low libido, although I did like playing “doctor” and “I’ll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours” with the neighborhood girls.
Aged 11-Present: Very high libido. Desire to fuck any woman that is a 6/10 or better. Ok, I’ll do a 4 or a 5 if I’ve got enough beer in me.
Wow. What a journey! Going back through my life like that really dredged up some painful memories. Thanks for going with me.
For men who have a low libido, there are drugs on the market that can help you achieve erections. Just pop a pill and your significant other will think you’ve rekindled your attraction for them! On the other hand, if your woman has a low libido, the best way to get her motor running is to buy her diamonds. Not that women only care about money and jewelry, but after age 25, that’s most of it.
One of the things that most people don’t want to think about is their parents’ libido. I, myself was reminded that even people in their 50’s have the sexual desire. Apparently, my mom and dad were caught in a municipal park after it was closed. The cop found them having carnal relations in the backseat of their Caravan. Mom thought it was hilarious, but dad was reportedly embarrassed. When my cousins laugh about the story at weddings and baptisms I laugh with them, but secretly, I almost gag thinking about my dad and mom getting it on. I could understand it when they were in their twenties, but not now.
Not now, mom!
1. Roy asked Jessica if her lack of libido had something to do with him. She said it wasn’t him, per se, but rather the smell that came off of him. He took a long shower and used deodorant and cologne. Then he asked her if she was horny, and she said yes. You’ve never seen a happier brother and sister.
2. When Jason turned nineteen, his libido was at its peak. He wrecked his first few girlfriends with his constant desire and endurance at love-making. Now that he’s thirty-eight, he can be sated by having sex just twice a day, and once at night.
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