Let’s Play 52 Pickup is a funny way of telling someone that you want to have anal sex with them. It is a humorous way of saying you want some ass sex because it’s based on the old kids game “52 Pickup”. For those of you too old to remember, you’d ask someone if they wanted to play 52 Pickup. If they say yes, you’d throw the whole deck of cards on the floor and tell them to pick them up. It was a mean trick, to be sure, but funny if you weren’t the one picking up the cards.
So, just like with doggy style anal sex, when the person is picking up the cards off the floor, they’re bent over with their butt in the air. So, when you suggest playing 52 Pickup with your lover, what you’re really asking is if they wouldn’t mind bending over doggy style and letting you go in their butt hole. I suppose you could be the one asking to receive ass sex, by suggesting to your lover that you play 52 Pickup. It’s really quite a versatile expression.
My friends and I in university had a different game called 52 Pickup. We wanted to see which one of us could find a new woman to fuck every week for one year. Out of the seven of us that played, one got herpes, two got someone pregnant, and I walked away champ. No babies, no diseases, and a grand total of 54 women in the year. So, I bragged, I not only got a babe for every card in the deck, but the two jokers as well! Just goes to show that condoms really do matter. Wrap it up, fellows.
I talked to another friend of mine recently about calling anal sex 52 Pickup, and he said that since he gets off on MILFs and GILFs, he’s been calling 52 Pickup when he can pick up a 52 year-old woman in a bar. I asked him how often he scores with 50 year old women, and he said all the time. He said it’s great because they’re usually divorced and living off the alimony their rich husband gives them. So, he explained, they take care of all the bills and entertainment expenses they have when they go out. Not a bad system, the way he laid it out for me.
I like expressions like “Let’s Play 52 Pickup” because you can tell your lover that you want to leave and have anal sex while you’re at a party, and no one will know what you mean. They’ll just assume you both love silly card games. Tally ho!
1. Sasha Grey loves it when her co-stars suggests “Let’s Play 52 Pickup”.
2. Paul whispered to his gay lover Victor, “Let’s Play 52 Pickup”. Victor’s ass was sore from that afternoon’s horseback riding, but he still agreed. What a trooper!
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